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@sidlowe It might cost you more than paying for the baggage on a number of flights.

I’m going to get a pair of these trousers for my next Ryan Air flight

@DianaKristinne Partido a partido.

Massive win. Good job, boys. Not sure how we survive 2 more of these though.

@DianaKristinne Ouch! I am glad you were all okay.

@espanafan My dad. Fell asleep.

15 years ago I was in an accident that made me basically an advertisement for Ford Fiesta: "We went through the barrier on the highway at over 100km/h, rolled over and stopped with the car upside down after 30m and the injuries were a broken foot and some broken ribs. Great car!"

After that see-saw first half, the second was anticlimactic.

@samuelmarsden I am sure everyone appreciates being able to inhale it second hand.

Szczesny fumador 🚬

@arduckling Hopefully they'll up their game in the return leg.

@espanafan For sure, they were lucky there were not more like it as well, easily two or three cases where Newcastle delayed the cross in too long, or simply executed poorly. Almost none of those were on Araujo either.

That’s why Araujo never plays.

@arduckling Right. But that goal brought back last season's Inter nightmare.

@espanafan No one has been good today, but our club captain centre-half milling about in the midfield while Raphinha (badly) fills in for him is beyond words.

@DianaKristinne Pedridependencia. The only way to get out of this rut is to clone him or find a doppelganger.

I really wish we had a midfield when Pedri isn't there.

@sidlowe One of the nice things about France, complaining about pain gets you fresh baked and delicious bread. Better yet, croissants.

Only pain. Yeah, I hear you, bro.

@sidlowe Coke with a saucer? Glamour indeed!

The glamour

@arduckling People are far too busy faulting him for his weak spots while overlooking his overall contribution to the team.

Fermin now has as many assists this season as Lamine Yamal