The Sneakerhead_At_Law

Gen X movie rule: The first Star Wars movie shall never be referred to as A New Hope, or Episode IV, or anything else other than simply… Star Wars.

@RyanKennedy_22 🤣

So this probably means that Jarquez Hunter will be RB1.

Miami Dolphins quarterback Malik Willis threw out the first pitch ahead of tonight’s game against the Phillies. #Marlins #FinsUp

We have X-Rays to see bones, ultrasounds to see babies, and a MRI to see the brain. Is a finger in the ass really necessary for a prostate exam?

@KennySpenceNBA He didn’t pop the car bomb because of the kid….

Y’all ever realize Tony Montana had 0 redeeming qualities? And I like Scarface, but bruh was on 3 hours of straight bullshit

My entire X timeline today

Preparing to make a 2nd Round rookie draft pick in a dynasty league:

This guy held the #3 pick to 33 yards in his first game as DC at #MIAMI 😳😤

Rueben Bain and Francis Mauigoa both committed when Miami went 5-7, and both believed in Mario Cristobal’s vision for the Miami Hurricanes. Both trusted in the vision, and both are 1st round picks in this years draft. Hurricanes for Life. 🙌

Hurricanes for life 🙌

Remember folks, he can't hurt us any more😅 #PhinsUp

@ChefDoomy 🔥🔥🔥

This is the one and only time I’ll ever say I’ve successfully purchased a grail.

Dwyane Wade said he was ready to retire when he was playing in Cleveland: D-Wade: “Yea I was ready to retire. I needed to get out of there…I got thrown into the sh*t… you can even look at my hair — it was so nasty, the jersey didn’t even fit right…it was definitely one of the most nastiest jerseys…I didn’t even want number 3 in that jersey…I wore number 9” Carmelo: “Cleveland 9 is nasty” D-Wade: “They got me out of there quick than a MFer…shoutout Cleveland for sending me back to Miami…” (via @7PMinBrooklyn)

The man who was killed by a shark attack yesterday while on his honeymoon didn't suffer long. Paramedics said, he'd only been married for 6 days.

@gtconway3d Here is an image of Trump as a pilot.

Gotta teach ‘em young. First pitch at 7pm. Lehhhhhhgo

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.

“No top QB will ever go to Miami.” Saw Ward commit “Cam fumbles and isnt that good” Saw 10 Ws “Good Luck winning with Beck. Cam cant save you now” Saw us play for a Natty “Top HS QB will never go to Miami” Israel Abrams commits Keep talking 🙌🏾

Without googling, can you name a famous bird?