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@Fightpal Tiny head, matchstick lookin ass, leastmode muhfuh got dealt with. 😂

Studio: We need to cast a rugged, divorced, father character that lives in the Pacific Northwest and is trying to relate to his teenage daughter who is REALLY going through it. @billy_burke : Hold my calls. The world needs me again. @margaretqrus #maid #twilight

@fakedansavage Sir. I'm a middle aged cis/het father of 3 who's on enough anxiety and ADHD medication to drop a bull moose. I assure you, my dick has caused nary a stir in quite some time.

I’ve been offline all day — did someone’s dick do something?

@JimIrsay @JimIrsay ...if you aren't currently getting a poster made of this for IT'S locker, you should be.

Hmmm...

@ChristinaP Fellow cancer dude here. *not tiddies. Get well!

Hey @Walmart ... I understand that you had to cut ties with #SeanJohn due to the atrocities alleged against their founder. I, however, just need by broken #seanjohn glasses fixed. How can we figure this out?

Ive got your Halloween costume for 2024. #GruMcintyer @DMcIntyreWWE

@johnrich There isn't a science alive that you won't deny. 🤣

What’s 50+50x2?

@nut_history Cubs, grandpa Rossy. Game 7. 2016.

What’s the biggest HR in terms of importance your favourite team as hit in your opinion. Please quote

@NFL @NFLonPrime Captain Andrew Luck arrived on the set with a newfound verility. His squirrel oil reserves, plenty. His neck beard, lush.

Captain Andrew Luck makes an appearance 🫡 (via @NFLonPrime)

Dairy Queen treats. Comvine any geographic location with any Dairy Queen frizen treat name and BOOM!...you have a name that sounds positively disturbing but isnt. Love you guys, love the podcast and now im off to give my girlfriend a Bethesda Blizzard. (See!,...works every time.)

In other, completely unrelated news... I was listening to Kurty B's story about the local cryptids and it occured to me that they all sounded like Urban Dictionary level sex moves. (I.e. "I gave him the old Allegheny Mud Monster") I discvered years ago that the same is true of...

Hey, Nanner Boys! @MarylandMudflap @kurtbraunohler ... Thanks for the shout out a few weeks ago. It warmed my heart. The treatments went great and I am now down to quarterly scans to make sure all os going well. Your support has been so cool. You guys are the best.

Should out to @lizzo for rendering me unable to @Google my favorite podcast without dry heaving at the results. Everyday, we stray a little further from God's plan. @kurtbraunohler @MarylandMudflap #Bananas

@johncusack Them: "If the department of Justice gets it's way, Trump will die in prison." Me:

WHY does fox have a broadcasting license ?

@hankgreen Me too! I tried to find an example by Googling "Twitter + Held Back" but I only get Elon's grade school transcripts. 🤷‍♂️

The extent to which I hold myself back on this app, y’all don’t have any idea…

@PopBase I was led to believethat she was ok with it, *checks notes "One more time."

Britney Spears was allegedly assaulted in Vegas by Victor Wembanyama’s security who backhanded her in the face after she tapped the NBA player on the back for a photo. She has filed a police report.

#DumbPeopleTown @danielvankirk Enjoy!! wishtv.com/news/a-bomb-th…

Fraud convictions & bigotry are proof Jim Bakker is no longer a Christian Person deadstate.org/jim-bakker-whi…

@JasonIsbell I've accepted that youre a better writer & guitarist with a much better collection than I have & I've accepted that youre on the right side of history socially and politically but did you have to have a next level shoe game too?! Like, shit man...leave me something.