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Last night I went to a bar after work. And one drink turned into 10 . I was so proud of myself , id handed in my car keys to the bar staff and decided to take a bus home. Made it home safe and sound .surprisingly as id never drove a bus before

My wife really knows how to show me a good time. She often points at people and says, "Look, they're having a good time."

Ffs…😬

If I were a ghost, I would haunt people by knocking on their door as soon as they started to masturbate.

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How to prepare Salmon by a grouchy fish.

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That’s the truth about growing up in the 60s and 70s!

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police???

✨Strength thru Unity✨ 💪💖🫶👊 F/R💥🙏

@KarlBrophy Man that's fucked up ! I bet that cost a small fortune

We’ll give this another go. With the Swiss this time. Andy Farrell would welcome the adversity. So I suppose I should too.

Was supposed to wake up on approach to Dubai.

@CarrieDeaton A selection of reasons . They finished dying their hair blue ? Run out of fake anger at everything else . They secretly want to be normal? Retardedness.?

Why do libtards get so mad 😡 when I post a picture?😎💋🤷‍♀️.

Good morning 𝕏 friends ❤️ Christ is King

I miss the days when you could get a fiver out of a cash machine 🥲🏧

Today's tip . Don't think its clever to fill your Grandmother's whoopee cushion with gravy . Sorry about the nursing home 😳

I went to the dentist today and he said I should have a crown. I thought, At last! Someone who really understands me.

Don't get one of those rescue cats. My gran had one, she fell, and the cat just literally sat there and did nothing.

Lies lies lies ... @kei

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