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Essejoker 35

@essejoker29

Dad. Patriot. Blue through and through. Wire in my viens. May contain traces of Banter. Is definately Nuts. Bad Jokes . No apologies

Katılım Nisan 2024
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Essejoker 35
Essejoker 35@essejoker29·
Last night I went to a bar after work. And one drink turned into 10 . I was so proud of myself , id handed in my car keys to the bar staff and decided to take a bus home. Made it home safe and sound .surprisingly as id never drove a bus before
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Essejoker 35@essejoker29·
My wife really knows how to show me a good time. She often points at people and says, "Look, they're having a good time."
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Monkeyjunk11@Monkeyjunk11·
Ffs…😬
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Essejoker 35@essejoker29·
If I were a ghost, I would haunt people by knocking on their door as soon as they started to masturbate.
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Marvin. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Marvin. 🇺🇸🇺🇸@papawat1·
Sign up here, maybe if I change the language I will be able to see all the comments. Reply IFB.
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Marvin. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Marvin. 🇺🇸🇺🇸@papawat1·
If you’re in need of a boost and have less than 35,000 followers and will follow back legitimate MAGA accounts. Reply IFB.
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Ava Grace
Ava Grace@AvaGrace9211·
That’s the truth about growing up in the 60s and 70s!
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Essejoker 35@essejoker29·
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police???
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Karl Brophy
Karl Brophy@KarlBrophy·
We’ll give this another go. With the Swiss this time. Andy Farrell would welcome the adversity. So I suppose I should too.
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Karl Brophy@KarlBrophy·
Was supposed to wake up on approach to Dubai.
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Essejoker 35
Essejoker 35@essejoker29·
@CarrieDeaton A selection of reasons . They finished dying their hair blue ? Run out of fake anger at everything else . They secretly want to be normal? Retardedness.?
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Carrie Ann
Carrie Ann@CarrieDeaton·
Why do libtards get so mad 😡 when I post a picture?😎💋🤷‍♀️.
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Kat@kat_maryb·
Good morning 𝕏 friends ❤️ Christ is King
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Cheeseontoast 🧀🍞©️
Cheeseontoast 🧀🍞©️@Cheeseo76847269·
I miss the days when you could get a fiver out of a cash machine 🥲🏧
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Essejoker 35@essejoker29·
Today's tip . Don't think its clever to fill your Grandmother's whoopee cushion with gravy . Sorry about the nursing home 😳
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Essejoker 35@essejoker29·
I went to the dentist today and he said I should have a crown. I thought, At last! Someone who really understands me.
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Monkeyjunk11@Monkeyjunk11·
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Essejoker 35@essejoker29·
Don't get one of those rescue cats. My gran had one, she fell, and the cat just literally sat there and did nothing.
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Monkeyjunk11@Monkeyjunk11·
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