Tarragon Farmer
999 posts
men really only want one thing for their birthday
skooks@skooookum
There is no heterosexual way to ask your buddy what he wants for his birthday
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@WallStreetApes I never thought I'd call a chocolate bar "flaccid."
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American shows that Hersheys Chocolate Bars have changed textures
“Guys, I don't think chocolate's supposed to look like this. Why is it so like elasticy? — It's like slime — this is fake”
Hersheys has made major changes to their formula, including changing replacing cocoa butter with cheaper vegetable oils like palm oil, shea oil and sunflower oil
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@FrenlyOfficer The Taliban is really making them small these days.
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@BuzzingPop Anyone attracted to "jailbait" Olivia Rodrigo is a paedophile.
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Olivia Rodrigo tells British Vogue that she’s a “long way from” marriage:
“What am I, a child bride? I hope that young girls know that life is full of so much joy that is unrelated to husband or kids.”
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@estragonslayer @NYMag genuinely almost made me do a spit take lmao
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For some moms, non-monogamy is a way to reclaim more than just their sex drive. The Cut’s Erica Schwiegershausen reports. thecut.com/article/non-mo…
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@sparrowsknow @Nero Note this is very different from XXX gay.
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@Nero Come on, Milo. Ex ex ex gay. You can do this. ❤️
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@shoe0nhead @DelusionPosting If you wait long enough, it becomes black.
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@xKnowledgeBANK So... Do you have to take it off before you put your tongue back in your mouth?
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Check out this ad for tongue condoms. A thin sheet of protective material placed between the mouth and the intimate area. They help reduce the risk of transmission of various sexually transmitted infections. Have you ever seen one of these?
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@AyeDee704 Nah we saw you guys won’t do anything it’s open season we just have to pretend to be retarded
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Your Tourette’s would have got you put in the hospital
HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0
Not gonna lie my Tourette’s would have acted up
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@GuyJones1111 @saveusculture Out of the question. Those girls trips to Aruba are the lucky charm that gets my wife pregnant in the first place. We simply can't manage it except right after she gets back from those trips.
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@saveusculture Mom has to be okay missing those upcoming "girl trips" to Aruba, and it'll be fine.
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$7000 for a birth is insane, but not a showstopper for 90% of the people who aren’t having kids and claim it’s for financial reasons.
Poor people have more kids and don’t pay that much because being poor in America is heavily subsidized, especially if you’re not white.
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“wHy aREn’t pEoPlE hAviNG KiDs?!”
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@mskmalibu NGL I don't think I could identify myself based on just my dick.
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@ASFleischman @BanAtrazine Fleischman, that's Irish, right?
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@BanAtrazine Islamism is bad and leads to terrible outcomes.
But not all Muslims are islamists.
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You have to really respect George W. Bush for discouraging this kind of rhetoric, even right after 9/11.
Rep. Andy Ogles@RepOgles
Paperwork doesn't magically make you American. Muslims are unable to assimilate; they all have to go back.
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@copem4xxer @ACulturedMan320 @SocialNomadRach A horrific thought. I hope that never happens. But in the unfortunate event it did, calling him Jewy McJewface would be funny.
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@ACulturedMan320 @SocialNomadRach itd be like if we had a jewish president and everybody called him Jew-y McJewface
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>enemies of Elagabalus, fed up of his shit, call him a weak, pathetic un-man who probably took it up the ass to smear him after his death
>tr--ns decide that propaganda is truth and validates their pathetic, perverted un-man behaviour
Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 🏳️⚧️@Qveen_Potato
🏳️⚧️ Roman Empress
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@Sobolslam Whoa whoa whoa, free speech is a sacred part of the American tradition. That guy with a swastika tattoo is way more American than someone trying to curtail his first amendment rights like you.
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Do people forget we fought a war against the Nazi? Like this isn’t even a Jewish thing any patriot should be mad about this…
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@LiberalHivemind Worst way to announce she's going on weight watchers.
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MY WIFE SEEMS TO BE PREGNANT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The nice thing about Barry Goldwaters libertarianism is that he would blow the shit out of commies.
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@Howlingmutant0 @OliLondonTV He won't inherit that until Elon dies, assuming he hasn't been written out of the will.
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Elon Musk’s estranged transgender son shows off his ‘feminine’ poses whilst arriving at Paris Fashion Week.
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