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Click for a surprise.

@WB_Baskerville This is pretty interesting coming after it came out that mayor in California was a Chinese secret agent

I like to think this wasn’t a Chinese guy, just a regular dude from the Bronx

@nicholascarrigg @WB_Baskerville I thought this was America?

@WB_Baskerville Confused about what was illegal here. Like am I not allowed to put a sign out in front of my house the says "Hungarian Fire Department" and maybe drive around in a truck with a garden hose on the roof sometimes?

@AnthropoceneMe1 ? Tree tubes electric wire.

Fortified tree in a goat paddock at the Gusthof Britz in Neukolln. IMO this is the only way “silvopasture” works with younger trees!

Despite the name I've never grown bored of a good tire swing

@WB_Baskerville Big shitter to illustrator pipeline.

Not to dismiss physiological aspects but I am always a little skeptical of these stories where it’s like “Guy almost died in freak accident and his whole personality and outlook on life changed.” Well yea that could change your whole personality and outlook on life.

@WB_Baskerville So....Gravity is leaking from a parallel universe and creating dark matter, but thankfully not too much dark matter since that would destroy everything?

Sure whatever

@getty_a96716 It's only a heresy if it's false!

My heresy isn’t only church related: I’m a believer that Homer existed and was the first to sing the Odyssey to a transcriber. I even think it may have been the first text of any length recorded in Greek. I do NOT follow Powell (who I am convinced is trolling) on the invention

@MmePapyraceus Idk how, but maybe you could take page out of the Parthenon playbook

@SutterlinDan @orthodoxmason I hope you make 37 cents out of this engagement bait.

@etaylor1000 @orthodoxmason Gravel driveways suck ass. You are just romanticizing something horrible for some weird fetishist reason. Ask anyone with a gravel drive and they would make it concrete in an instant if they could afford it.

He’s right

@SutterlinDan @orthodoxmason Well of were making sweeping generalizations, asphalt is loved by the same folks who prefer vinyl siding, volcanos of mulch, and dandelions free lawns.

@etaylor1000 @orthodoxmason The only ones who say this are the ones who have never had to love their whole lives with it. Gravel driveways fucking suck

@kisstheblade_ All right so how would you tell your wife where you're going and who you're going with?

You know, if there was a chance every day that my texts would get requested by subpoena, there are messages I just wouldn't send.

@OurLadyofAntifa @HomerPavlos I mean he WAS Greek after all.

@HomerPavlos That Homer does not include any dactylic hexameters about Achilles and Patroclus doing butt stuff is quite true, and a non-erotic interpretation of their relationship is (iirc) a tenable one, though the erotic interpretation is not a newfangled idea, nor one that should shock us

What we’re seeing on X these past few days is insane. > They’re trying like maniacs to convince you that Achilles is not a hero or a role model, even though he was the greatest role model in the West for 3,000 years. > They’re trying to convince you that he had a sexual relationship with his dear brotherly friend Patroclus, even though Homer says nothing of the sort. On the contrary, Homer mentions his relationships with women, states that Achilles has a son, Neoptolemus, and that at Patroclus’ funeral, Achilles and Briseis weep because he didn’t manage to marry them. That’s what Homer writes. > They’re trying to convince you that he shouldn’t be a role model for men because he was weak and a “cry baby”. This is being said by uneducated barbarians whose sources are the movie and secondary interpretations. They want you weak and disillusioned with classical studies. All these pseudo intellectuals have invaded the academic community of classical studies and archaeology and are trying to completely rewrite the facts in order to repel you. They want to fully control classical studies the same way they control art. Because if they control the Classics they will control the civilizational narrative. Don’t fall victim to their Marxist anti-Greek and anti-Western propaganda. Achilles was, is, and will always be the role model of a healthy man. Never forget that Alexander the Great slept with a copy of the Iliad (from Aristotle) under his pillow, along with his dagger. His role model was Achilles, who was also his ancestor on his mother’s side. Never forget that.

@SutterlinDan @orthodoxmason Wahhhhhh

@orthodoxmason absolutely fucking not

@Charlesaf3 @orthodoxmason You don't need either..

@orthodoxmason The maintenance is such a pain. You better have a tractor and some Belgian block sides, and be careful not to introduce the two

@theyoungestutke @orthodoxmason I believe in you

@orthodoxmason I like how pea gravel looks, but plowing pea gravel sounds impossible

@nicholascarrigg House wife. Wilson wife, Cuddy Wife.

Housewife implies the existence of the shed, barn, and garden wife. Who is researching?

Is this the Best Norm MacDonald? Yes...yes it is. Watch it through you cowards. youtu.be/Rf3FXXAesu0?si…

@achillghost That's not a costume

@nicholascarrigg @legally_male Do not become an Egg pervert

@legally_male How do I make myself feel this way about eggs? Feel like I'm missing out.

Egg for dinner

@drerincallaghan This seems to be where medicine is headed. Sadly. New hippocratic oath, "First do no harm, except to the weak, aged, or infirm."

My brother is a type 1 diabetic. Many of my patients are type 1 diabetics. This isn’t just simply rooting out a gene to prevent diabetes de novo - it’s destroying and selecting embryos. Where does this go logically? This isn’t what medicine is for. This is anti-medicine.