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My dumb ass used to think “making love” meant having sex in slow motion. 😭🥴

Mom: “don't relate with strangers.” Me when I meet an Arsenal hater.

You can’t go wrong with white sneakers. Ever.

I was raised by a mom who deserved a better life than she got, and I carry that deep in my heart.

Have you noticed that when you are broke you think properly.

My homeboy once told me, "if you gotta take a gun to go somewhere, why you going over there?"

Phones should be sold with earphones again. People are too comfortable playing their TikToks at the highest volume in public spaces.

Temporarily staying in Area 14, close to where most MAGU students reside. Eish, kunena kuti Uhule is an understatement. Ndinkamva zochepa. Ndi umve ukuchitikawo. The "Uhule" there is more powerful and deep rooted than corruption in Malawi & Nigeria combined.

I felt worse after Wolves. This was nothing. We go again at the ETIHAD.

Amazon will tell you your package is coming in 5 days, then deliver it the next day. These are the only kind of lies I need in my life.

Be honest: have you ever gone through a hard time and then realized you don’t have any real friends?

@Arsenal @m8arteta Good luck to him

We've gone up to fifth, beaten Arsenal and moved 17 unbeaten since you left 🚀

@iam_amarachuk_u @CFCDaily You must be very stupid

⚠️Stat: Chelsea haven’t beaten Manchester City since the 2021 UCL Final.

This isn't football anymore

Do you know how insane it is to be 9 points clear on a table and still worried? Pep Guardiola caused all this 🤣

We have relatives with money, but we are supported by friends with good heart.

Fanta Orange wo zizila….

Me at full time tomorrow after we lose 6-0 to City 🤣🤣