Ethan Oakes

@bmstores Absolute shocking customer service in store today, refused sale of a garden rake for ‘challenge 25’. Upon research, a garden rake does not require identification for sale, and I am clearly over 25 years of age. Please explain this policy and why it led to a wasted trip

@joewj_ Proper stuff

Stunning

@joshwiseman117 Bros cooking 🔥

Unlucky lads, we'll get them next week👍 #FPL

@leeman_harry It’s not the plane, it’s the pilot.

@leeman_harry ‘Moment of madness’

@EvansJames99 THE UNDISPUTED GOAT

Lionel Messi wins the World Cup in his last ever tournament… What a player, what a performance. Messi> Ronaldo. End of debate. 🐐 #ARGFRA | #WorldCup | #WorldCupFinal

@EvansJames99 THE LITTLE MAN FROM ROSARIO

What. A. Goal. Argentina running away with it… #ARGFRA | #WorldCup

Hey driver, where we going?

Time to unite. Time to write a new chapter.

@BBCBreaking @BBCNews Disgrace

"We need global banks to create jobs here... and pay taxes here in London, not in Paris, not in Frankfurt and not in New York" Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng announces UK cap on bankers' bonuses is to be scrapped bbc.in/3BHdRmz

The cap on UK bankers' bonuses is to be scrapped, Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng confirms bbc.in/3S8FCvy

Peak cinema

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Levelling Up Secretary Michael Gove adopts various accents as he denies split between Boris Johnson and the Treasury on how to tackle cost of living bbc.in/3M9H1in

@sebtheplebxd Almost like it’s a bank holiday

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@joewj_ Enjoy mate

GOAT