Euan Macdonald

It's great that #mentalhealth is focusing on nature. But a walk is only half-fun without a dog. Signing up to a dog-buddy scheme is a great motivation to get out as little or as often as you need. Cosmo knows...

@Milo_Edwards Has he hurt his finger?

andrew tate is a very good argument against immigration because it turns out if you raise an american in luton the consequences are so horrific they have to be basically exiled to transylvania for public safety

@womensart1 One of the few reasons I stay on here! Thank you.

Thank you for following, you're all very much appreciated! ❤️ Happy Friday 🎄!! ❄️

Labour wouldn’t be in the mess it’s in now if it were daring to say these things.

@BashyMc1 Have booked for Perth as I think that’s the one where he gets treated for an inner ear infection.

Explain it to me like I’m 5 years old? What happens? What is the itinerary? Watch him inhale copious amounts of Chinese and shout BOSHHH afterward? Watch him waddle about out of breath? Help me understand please.

@ColinSpenc4257 Who the fuck is saying “no” to this?!

Cheese on toast.Yes Or No.

@rufusjones1 Strike that: he's doing a university tour Meet and Greet. Sussex clashes with the night Dylan is playing, but I think we know which will be the one to tell the grandchildren about.

@rufusjones1 When the day comes, I would like to go with you to his funeral - like Holly and Phil.

A true visionary. Hieronymus Bosh.

@TheDylanRabbit Dude looks exactly like Will Arnett.

Focus - Hocus Pocus. Possibly the maddest song ever written. Heavy rock, yodelling, flute, whistling, drum solos - it's got the lot!

Kenneth Colley was the best part of best ever episode of Morse (Second Time Around) - his speech when confronted in the final scenes is heartbreaking R.I.P. #sheshouldhavebeenheld

@joeroganhq I wouldn’t open with it…

Joe Rogan doing stand-up comedy in the early 90s.

@afneil What did you think of the rest of his set?

Some nonentity rapper shouts ‘death, death to the IDF’ from a Glastonbury stage. The audience of idiots repeat the refrain, again and again. It’s effectively a call for a second Holocaust because the IDF is all that stands between Israel and a second Holocaust. And the BBC broadcast it live. Which at least let us see with our own eyes how Glastonbury can morph from music concert to Nazi-style rally, more Nuremberg than Glasto.

@clovercommerce systems down across Brighton uk. No pick up on any helplines - despite meant to be open until 10pm. Whole nights service lost… 😡

A wonderfully special night of alternative folk - Alex Rex & Lavinia Blackwall @vinnieblackwall play The Greys, #Brighton on Monday 7th April. "Superb" ~ The Times Tickets & info: bit.ly/MeltingVinylTi… #folkmusic #folk 💥 #tremblingbells

Appropriate viewing figures when I went to watch the new video from @vinnieblackwall !! Another great track - they are playing @greyspub Monday 7th April #brighton along with @alex_neilson Highly recommended.

A wonderully special night of alternative folk - Alex Rex & Lavinia Blackwall @vinnieblackwall play The Greys, #Brighton on Monday 7th April. "Superb" ~ The Times Tickets & info: bit.ly/MeltingVinylTi… #folkmusic #folk 💥 #tremblingbells

@rufusjones1 Get hit by a taxi and then bang the hood and say “I’m walkin here!”

Off to New York. Been a few times, but not in a while. What’s the 1 New York thing I should do while I’m there?

@ukads3 This guys performance was incredible. Legend.

When you're trying to be quiet in a public bathroom.

Trump’s performance in Iowa looks set to be the strongest for any candidate in the state since 1972. Trump’s performance in Ohio is the best for any candidate since 1988. Trump’s performance in Florida the best for any candidate since 1988.

@Caterertweets @dakotahotelsuk Photo has these vibes:

Mark Spanton named general manager at Dakota Newcastle @dakotahotelsuk ➡️thecaterer.com/news/mark-span… thecaterer.com/news/mark-span…