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@Ticketmaster you're trash.

On Halloween people dress up like monsters and walk around asking for sweets? Dis sounds like what me do every day.

A GOP House majority puts three things immediately at risk: 1) funding the government (incl. public safety) 2) paying America’s bills 3) helping Ukraine If those three fail to happen, the U.S. economy and your pocketbook are screwed.

Gun companies should have to pay the medical bills and funerals of the victims of gun violence. If you are making billions from marketing guns to teenagers and adults who go and commit acts of gun violence you should have to pay when these guns are used in crimes.

I'd much rather vote for an ethical guy with character who's recovering from a stroke than a shady, smooth-talking conman who other doctors and scientists think shouldn't be a doctor, let alone a Senator.

Photo of boxes in question. This is in Philadelphia

Yo @FedExHelp @FedEx why would your driver throw my boxes over a locked gate that has no affiliation to my address. I don’t know who can unlock it. What now?

i'm sorry but jamie lee curtis holding a dog on stage during the in memoriam for betty white right after will smith punched chris rock is a 30 rock sketch

Will Smith smacking Chris Rock and QuestLove winning an Oscar are the two most back to back Philly things to ever happen at the Oscars.

@emmiem @willsmith @chrisrock It was totally real!!!

What in the world just happened between @willsmith and @chrisrock #Oscars2022 #wtf

Every time a Republican tries to push the death penalty for women who get an abortion, tell them we need the death penalty for men who rape women.

if you want to find workers and increase your talent pool, go remote if you want to save the planet, go remote if you want to increase productivity, go remote if you want to be a control freak for no good reason, force everyone back into the office

GOOD

Me trying to get into my Spotify account

Grouches gonna grouch on Sesame Street. 💚 Thanks for visiting our neighborhood @BrettGoldstein! We love you!

@ChewyHelp Thanks for all your help and quick response!!

@Chewy @ChewyHelp I thought ordering 2 bags of litter separately would stop the damaged boxes but nope. Litter everywhere 😑😩

Mitch McConnell and the Senate Republicans blocked the investigation of the Jan 6 insurrection because they’re fucking complicit. No other explanation. They don’t want to do something, fearful of what will be found, that they’ll go to jail themselves. #GOPBetrayedAmerica