Wall-Eve

@wolf2point0 Elon is going to ask to send back the cup and the watch (if purchased with 500 allowances)… 😂

Not a billionaire. Just the bedside table of a grateful and blessed man. Something money can’t buy. 💙🫡

@feliciadodge Do it! Got one at the start of pandemic. Still going strong. Have a job or not, it’s a good investment. Think of the money you’ll save not spending 5-6 dollars per day on a latte.

give me one reason why I should not buy this breville espresso machine

@maowtf_ @elonmusk He doesn’t even want to pay the agreed upon severance to Twitter employees he laid off, what makes you think he would be like @BillGates and @warrentbuffett1 ?

Twitter is ALIVE

@wolf2point0 Time to record that Amazing Race casting video. Can’t wait to see you racing around the world. 😉

When you go from seeing yourself retiring from a company to being open for work in a week. #twitterlayoffs

@wolf2point0 @CBS Should do the audition tape now. You get “unlimited” vacation now anyway. Why wait? I’ll be rooting for you two.

My wife is low key obsessed with @CBS The Amazing Race. She just talked me into promising her that if I get laid off we can send in an audition tape for next season. YOLO right?

@tweetsbyparker Very accurate for current state… 😂

welcome to the team, new hires

One step forward 10 steps backward.

Go #Warriors! Bring us to the #NBAfinals!

Rocking my new swag. #goldbird #flocklife #tweep

@zeelinski Did you make the dress yourself?

@nwthomas @loom 😂

So @Loom is aggressively hiring engineers. Just saying it out loud in case anyone from any newly-purchased companies wants to hit up my DMs.

Why do python coders complain so much about Javascript syntax? Javascript syntax is similar to other languages like Java. #javascript vs #Python #programming

Is it hump day or a strong start of 2022? The gym is packed like pre-Covid era. #gymtime #FitnessMotivation

@nwthomas @loom @designatloom Good luck and congratulations! You will be missed but I’m so excited for your new adventure!

I'm excited to announce I'm going to @loom as an engineer on their core feature team. My first day is tomorrow. Brief thread 🧵 (1/5)

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year to chill and chill more…

Getting back on the road. #eveandtheworld #traveler

@TwitterBlue @caiguy

@kiyotoshi_y Agree. I went in fall 3 yrs ago… can’t wait to go back.

@evaizli I love visiting Kyoto. Never get tired of the city.

Missing Kyoto in the fall (my photos from the past visits) Thanks Google for reminding me… 😭

My little sister, a freshman in #UCSD, is trash talking about my #liberalart #college degree… what should I tell her?