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Overall I’m a pretty decent person. What the Sixers have done to me over the last 10 years is a level of pain and humiliation I couldn’t even begin to explain

white people be like this is my dogs favorite Kubrick film

I just have to look at my phone a little bit more and something incredible will happen

#iconfess i love beautiful women!!! not just looks but personality

in my prime

@dramaticcclown them

@evan_internet what or who is stopping you

im from new jersey i just want to eat a sandwich in my car man

I know my boy paul been itching for that american girl drop for 30 years

he drove a red F-150

Meeting a guy whose profile picture on Facebook is an American flag at Cherry Hill Ford to sell him a framed replica of The Constitution for 90 dollars

@baaaaartt @AnythingBagel he thinks Eric but im on the fence about that

@AnythingBagel Who else is over 6ft

Next band I’m in will be good because we’ve doubled the amount of Erics than previous projects and on top of that there are two guys over 6 ft which everyone knows is the only way bands become successful

@AnythingBagel I feel a little weird about it cause theres only one person named Evan but 2xing Eric as well makes me feel better

bball paul reed is flopping on twitter

I woke up as Evan, released a song with my buddy Evan this morning, went to work with my friend and coworker Evan, now on my way to jam with my longtime pal Evan

thank you Kurt

@dramaticcclown good point

life is pointless

when i was 17 my dad took me n my sister to firefly & instead of going to watch the music he just stayed back to hook up with one of the ladies in the campsite next to ours and when we'd come back to the tents he would tell us to call her "new mommy"