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@evan_internet @AnythingBagel I’m pretty sure he’s at most 5’11” we measured each other once

@baaaaartt @AnythingBagel he thinks Eric but im on the fence about that

Next band I’m in will be good because we’ve doubled the amount of Erics than previous projects and on top of that there are two guys over 6 ft which everyone knows is the only way bands become successful

@evan_internet It is

ump called a ball a strike and some dude at fishers yelled "thats some woke fairy shit!"

@mtthwshrt @matrixgoop What about milk glass

Homeotherapy on streaming now, for @matrixgoop and anyone else who remembers it open.spotify.com/album/45k6KVG9…

@AnythingBagel Let’s hit up Michael Carter

I will not get nostalgic about pizza brain I will not get nostalgic about pizza brain I will not get nostalgic about pizza brain I will not get nostalgic about pizza brain I will not get nostalgic about pizza brain I will not get nostalgic about pizza brain I will not get nostalg

@sagar_bigsean The PB family is expansive

@caseykfrey that’s what’s up 🕺#DiscoElysium

Mr body massage has been met with “I can’t understand what he’s saying” I’m so upset

Showing my 31 year old roommate the GI Joe PSAs and really not getting the response I was hoping for

Like this status and we will start sneaking Justin's hedgehog sips of vodka redbull

Ranger Suarez

@BigBillBeats Lfg

yay i got it ❤️

@AnythingBagel It’s west of New York

Just found out about the New Jersey town of West New York, what the fuck was the idea there

No Phillies game today, so here’s Ranger Suárez fielding 100 ground balls

@snotgurldaily Two dogs makes it worth it

ate 2 hot dogs and left

soooo glad we have tickets to the Phillies game today. Beautiful weather

Demar De'Chosen One.

can’t describe the ways in which this image heals me

@soft_idiot Which one of you is doing this

human beings in a blimp whats a blimp to an egg whats an egg to an ant whats an ant to a goobaginasss 🎶

@AnythingBagel I also voted for Eric for all of them

Addressing this because I’m catching a lot of strays…..you will never see me eating more than 2 eggs on my lonesome. Maybe at a diner I’ll hit 3 if I’m feeling feisty. If you are eating more than 2 eggs in the morning find god. If you’re only eating one egg in the morning try 2