@MattVerderame I mean *insert Drunk Pat one-handed beer catch gif*
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Evan Absher
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Evan Absher
@evanabsher
Blood in, Blood out. Lawyer. Civic Innovator. Policy Wonk. Father of a librarian and a raccoon.
Katılım Ekim 2011
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That's an insult to blackout drunk Patrick Mahomes
Ian Hartitz@Ihartitz
Zach Wilson is like if Patrick Mahomes played every game black out drunk
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@creed_humphrey *Looks Confused* they did you dirty on that one. 😭
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SUNDAY FUN DAY LETS GO!!! #ChiefsKingdom
Kansas City Chiefs@Chiefs
"Dominance baby, that's how we do it!" 🎙
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the nfl needs to revoke mathieu's man of the year nomination. that kind of, uh, talking must be punished with fire and fury.
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@ByNateTaylor @jbbrisco that Gordon td was January play, as per this week’s pod. Why did they show a January play in a blow out?! Including @RealMNchiefsfan because vacation spares no man.
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@ByNateTaylor You better at @jbbrisco when you talking smack. HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING?!
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In the open portion of today’s practice, Tyrann Mathieu had heavy padding on his right thumb.
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JoJo Siwa turned 18 on Wednesday (May 19), and her girlfriend Kylie Prew thinks "18 never looked so good" on her "soulmate." See the sweet post. #BillboardNews
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@mwtaylor @jonismithkcmo @norrisluke @JetBlue This is my first tweet in months. Worth it. I think we’ve planned quite the summer evening in ol’ humid-ass KCMO.
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Hey @mwtaylor -- now that your fave airline is coming to KC, I think it's time we demand a LB to KC nonstop. When it happens, @evanabsher @jonismithkcmo and I can't wait to take you to some BBQ. What do you say @JetBlue to a KC to LGB nonstop route next?
Joe McBride@JoeKCI
NEW AIRLINE ANNOUNCEMENT: @JetBlue Announces it will Serve @KCIAirport. Nonstop flights to @BostonLogan and @JFKairport Coming in 2022. #KC #News #Breaking flykci.com/newsroom/news-…
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I ain’t asking you no more who side you picking.... all in
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@bruce_katz @SBAgov @InnovateEconomy @USAccelerate I don’t understand this. The SBA should be considered a vital piece of the recovery. It’s the direct interface to the predominate provider of economic activity. Second, if you want to flank the Chamber on business this is the way you do it.
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It’s simply incredible that appointment of @SBAgov Administrator appears to be an afterthought during a small business led contraction with devastating impacts on Black— and Brown- owned enterprises and commercial corridors throughout the country @InnovateEconomy @USAccelerate
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@nsmith_piano @EnglishTeach07 @MoDemParty Dems lose THIS district because the GOP runs unopposed. Donate to her campaign so she can hire a professional or connect her to a professional. Condescending someone brave and Arguing her very correct position religion doesn’t belong in politics is not helpful.
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@evanabsher @EnglishTeach07 @MoDemParty Because I don’t think Democrats overwhelming losses in the last cycle were because of a lack of good people running or a lack of donations
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@nsmith_piano @EnglishTeach07 Dude. Instead of mansplaining to her why what she said is wrong for her district, Why don’t you help her out and donate to her race? We need people to run in red districts and those brave enough to do it need our support. @MoDemParty
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@EnglishTeach07 I wish you the best in your campaign. I hope you will make a strong case on issues that appeal to a broad cross section of your neighbors.
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@evanabsher You know I’d bring you something!! Imma make you some spice cake cupcakes!
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Baking is my love language. Going to deliver these to family and loved ones. ❤️
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Lest we look away when the good happens.
DumpsterFire45@DFire45
GSA is on board, Michigan certified, and Cambridge has a vaccine that doesn't have to be stored and transported at almost 100° below zero. Apologies to our international Friends for the fahrenheit scale. This is a good day. I shall sip whiskey. But only one.
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