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@TouchmineX Been r0bbing awards for ages.

🚨 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 𝗖𝗨𝗣: In 2014, •Most Goals: James Rodriguez •Most Assists: Juan Cuadrado •Highest Rating: Toni Kroos •World Champions: Germany •Player of the tournament: Messi. 🤔

@kunmigbenga Papers. I remember our office dispatch rider was held as well

@evanesce_01 What were they asking for?

I’ve honestly never seen someone riding a power bike get stopped by police, FRSC, or VIO to check papers, license, or anything like that. Has anyone actually witnessed or experienced this? 🤔

@oku_yungx 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bruh WTF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ummuh_Zahra Whqt happened to your Son's father?

I have been crying for three days straight, but I finally feel like I can breathe again. I am 31 years old, a nurse, and I have a son from a past relationship. For three years, I was with a man I thought was my "God-sent." Because he said he wanted us to have a fresh start without "reminders of the past," I sent my son to live with my sister in the village. I sacrificed my own flesh and blood just to keep peace with a man. I thought it was love, but now I see it was control. This man has never bought me a bag of pure water with his own money. Every time we have an event, he says his "goods are cleared at the wharf" or his "app is having issues." I ended up paying for everything: our dates, his fuel, even the clothes he wears. When his brothers come to visit, I cook big pots of soup and buy them beer, yet if my own mother calls that she is coming to say hello, he starts complaining that there is no space in the house. The breaking point was last week. We were supposed to pay the remaining balance for our wedding venue. He looked me in the eye and asked me to take a loan from my workplace, saying he would pay me back once his "contract money" dropped. A man who has not given me a common birthday card in three years is asking me to start my marriage in debt. I sat down and looked at my life. I am over 30, yes. People will talk, yes. But do I want to spend the next 40 years as a "provider" to a man who doesn't even like my child? I called it off. I went and carried my son from my sister’s place yesterday. Seeing the way he hugged me made me realize I almost traded a diamond for a piece of charcoal. To my fellow women, please don't let the fear of age make you marry a burd£n. A man who loves you will love your "baggage" too. Did I make the right choice? I feel light, but the fear of starting over at 31 is shaking me. Will I ever find a man who will love me and my son truly? Or did I just throw away my last chance? 😢😥

@Omiragua_Teejay Na you get time. Once both families (parents) bless the couple, i really no know wetin dem dey find again.

They have no right to. What is the purpose of marriage if not to procreate? This is one of the reasons church support or sponsor evil. Some young ones will see this and get an abortion done. So church won't cancel the marriage.

@JustDirmax +234 Landlords will increase rent by 300% straight up. They didn't add anything to the structure, but they believe they have a right to increse rent

I find things like this satisfying to watch👏

@naturalboifilmz @tha_strummer @TheDrAfolarin You will learn, don't worry

@tha_strummer @TheDrAfolarin The purpose is for her to be my helpmate, how can she help me if I hide my problems from her?

My bro, i know there are moments in life when you'll be tempted sit with a woman you love like this and open up about your deepest pain and your secrets. I know you crave that real, honest conversation to tell your story and be vulnerable. Don't make that mistake. Call your mother or go play some video game or binge watch a movie. You're welcome.

@Letter_to_Jack @tobyasky 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tobyasky It’s not real?

@ChuksEricE @WaleDev @Femijoel90 @Abimbola49 Dem don sell powerbank to her 🤣

“I’m tired of this solar wahala. My inverter only lasts about four hours a day, and right now I’m back to using a generator. Every day, I spend ₦38,000 on fuel.” -Lady cr!es out after spending millions to install solar.

@Omiragua_Teejay Man did not reveal this to you 🤣

I have so many things to say but I've not been able to gather my thoughts together for it to make sense. But just know that in few years, there will be rise in polygamy because of the high number of unmarried women due to economic reasons, and the few well to do men will marry more than 1. There will also be rise of unofficial 2nd wives. Which is loyal sidechicks that are been taken care of by another woman's husband. So if you as a woman leave that man that is trying because he cheated or has a sidechick, Na you shoot yourself for leg.

@ChUkWuEbUkA2x @Ohaxxchuks You lack a functioning br@in, its that simple.

@evanesce_01 @Ohaxxchuks I've recommended for you mate, Amazing Spiderman, batman and the avengers

Peaky blinders una. Boring as hell 🫩

@dammiedammie35 Even APC miscre@nts are ashamed to associate with this man now.

“I have never in my life addressed Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu as a drvg lord...” Daniel Bwala 😂🫵🏽

@ChUkWuEbUkA2x @Ohaxxchuks Once people dont agree with you, you rush straight claiming OQ, It clearly shows you lack a functioning br@in

@Ohaxxchuks Saying peaky blinders is boring shows the kind of IQ You have as a person... Just go and watch vikings and gladiators that's what your level gets to

@RxnoAfc You will experience Olise break this

Messi set record for himself, he no see ham break. Na you wan break ham 😂😂😂😂😂

@TeamCRonaldo Leading which Portugal? Are you okay?

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: In 2006, Cristiano Ronaldo was voted the best young player at the World Cup, but FIFA’s Technical Committee refused to give him the award. ❌ ​Despite leading Portugal to the semi-finals at just 21, the award was handed to Germany’s Lukas Podolski. The reason? "Fair Play" concerns. FIFA officials admitted that Ronaldo’s behavior, specifically the infamous "Rooney wink" cost him the award. ​It's always been Ronaldo vs. the system. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@KDCGlobal_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ronaldo and Messi against some of the best goalkeepers of the last two decades: 🇮🇹 Gianluigi Buffon ▶ Ronaldo: 9 goals ▶ Messi: 2 goals 🇩🇪 Manuel Neuer ▶ Ronaldo: 10 goals ▶ Messi: 2 goals 🇧🇪 Thibaut Courtois ▶ Ronaldo: 12 goals ▶ Messi: 9 goals 🇨🇿 Petr Cech ▶ Ronaldo: 3 goals ▶ Messi: 2 goals 🇸🇮 Jan Oblak ▶ Ronaldo: 11 goals ▶ Messi: 11 goals 🇪🇸 David De Gea ▶ Ronaldo: 8 goals ▶ Messi: 6 goals —Bonus 🏟️ Eibar FC ▶ Messi: 20 goals ▶ Ronaldo: 7 goals NOW YOU SEE WHY THEY CALL HIM EIBARMAN..👀

@Morris_Monye Tinubu don disrupt Morris rice business, It's time to open a church 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s Easter Monday and I want to speak some deeper truths. Moses went up the Mount Sinai and saw God (Exodus 33 vs 18) Thousands of years later, Elijah went up Mount Sinai and saw God. (1 Kings 19) Another Thousand years later, during the Transfiguration, Jesus went on the Mountain and saw both Moses and Elijah and discussed with them. The disciples described Jesus face as like the Sun. He looked like a God to them. (Mark 9) This means that Jesus existed outside the concept of Time and Space and was communicating with Moses and Elijah in their respective time. To Moses and Elijah, they were on the mountain speaking to God in their respective time. Jesus is the same yesterday, today and forever. Keynote from this: Moses represented the Law, Elijah represented the Prophets. Jesus is the fulfillment of the Law and the Prophets.

@Chimaforkeeps @WaleDev @Femijoel90 another n0ns3ns3 How many trips normal transporter dey do?

Lmao we have 2 of this tipper Sand sells 130k per trip here (new developing area). As one of the stakeholders, everyone coming to build passes through us. Each truck does about 50 trips daily (conservative). That’s 100 trips × 130k = 13M/day. Capital recovered in less than a month The next expenses is just diesel and driver which is less compared to what you make daily Real estate Twitter won’t tell you this one.

@Trader_Ola @GloriousGod01 I know exactly how those baggers sweat, i've had to share jokes with them and make things easier. I wont recommend a Graduate fir such. The person would be better off in another place

@evanesce_01 @GloriousGod01 Everyone seems to have an opinion,they dont know how tasking that job is.

I returned from church today and met my neighbor outside, seriously begging his girlfriend not to leave him. I moved closer and asked what the problem was. She said "I've been with him for 3 years and he has never worked. He's not helping at all." As a man, I pulled him aside. Turns out he's an engineering graduate. Graduated 3 years ago, completed his NYSC, but hasn't been able to secure a job. I collected his number, told him I'd get back to him, and convinced his girlfriend to give him a little more time. I reached out to a friend who manages a water factory. There was a vacant bagger position with daily pay of 5k to 10k depending on speed and strength. 5k daily is guaranteed, 5 days a week. That's between 100k to 150k monthly for a starter. I texted the young man with the offer. His response: "Guy, you don't get to reduce me to becoming a pure water bagger. I'm an engineering graduate. I can't accept a 200k job talk less of 100k." I tried to reason with him. He cut me off and said "Instead of doing a 100k job, I'd rather start yahoo." Me: 🤐 Above all, love God.