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@MetzinAround yessssssssssssssss

@evanferl hold on they're playing our song

Edtech, web3, E-Comm

JUST IN: Spirit airlines pivots to AI infrastructure company, stock up 350% in after hours trading.

"Are you getting high right now?" "Uh no, I'm leveraging a decentralized ecosystem through Web3-integrated hardware to tokenize my wellness while vibe coding a loyalty layer to my agentic cannabis experience."

@heeyyynowwww @sporadica this is it

@sporadica The correct answer is San Mateo but keep it on the hush.

What’s the US’s “fourth” city? San Francisco, Oakland, and San Jose are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Palo Alto, Berkeley, Mill Valley, or maybe Sacramento?

@sporadica imagine the answer not being San Mateo

@HealthcareREguy missing: watches, cars (corvette or porsche)

Once a man turns 30, he becomes interested in one of the following: - Golf - World War 2 - American or Roman History - Smoking Meats - Craft Beers - Low expense ratio ETFs - Cryptocurrencies - Saunas and Cold Plunges - Fitness trackers - Cast iron skillets - Whiskey - Joe Rogan - Collectibles - Land - Budgeting Apps - Espresso Machines - Japanese Chefs Knives

bitcoin is so 2025. we're levering rapture derivatives in 2026.

national championship > super bowl and it's not even close

The F in DCF Analysis stands for Friday.

@rohindhar tenderloin lookin super walkable

A very important bit to understand about San Francisco real estate Basically everyone, across all neighborhoods Has a car

The L in LOI stands for Love.

me building a killer powerpoint deck

The greatest lie I've ever been told is that my browser will be remembered.

"what data do you have to backup this decision?"

"do you wanna schedule time to learn more?"

@samsonA535 hello

@jehniiee hi

@civilianweb3 gonna try and do something

Account under 5k? Reply and we follow you 🦄

"hey evan what are you getting into this weekend?" what im getting into: