Evan Holley

@amal__1106 🤔

@RusMiller4 A simpler time

You remember that 18 month span where you couldn’t go anywhere without seeing Duck Dynasty merch?

@DilanMarion Lmao

@DilanMarion @amal__1106 ?

This morning while practicing yoga I opened a portal and let a demon in. Does anyone know any yoga moves that will put it back?

@NicoSaysThings @jordancw15 while we’re at it, Only One is emo.

@evanholley Adam’s Song is emo

To whoever needs to hear this: blink-182 and Yellowcard are not emo.

@NicoSaysThings Touché

@_Jashtag @DilanMarion Same.

@DilanMarion @evanholley I hope Evan is next.

rip

@NancyRN89 Lol right? It’s literally been happening for at least ten years.

@evanholley I saw posts about like a week in advance. I don’t understand why everyone was so surprised

I’m just amazed that no one else in Missouri knew they tested the tornado sirens on the first Tuesday of the month.

@amal__1106 I love you 💕❤️

@RusMiller4 It’s native Americans

Is there anyone outside of the state of Indians rooting for the Colts? Lol

“Chuck E. Cheese believes in fun. We don’t believe in overthrowing Democracy.” - official statement from the desk of Chuck E. Cheese

I took a bus from Harrisburg to DC with Trump supporter and trip organizer Ben Philips yesterday. As he drove down, he told me: "It seems like the first day of the rest of our lives." He died in DC yesterday. My story: inquirer.com/news/pennsylva…

@amal__1106 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Sunday Night Football playing The New Year by Death Cab was clever.

@amal__1106 Beep be be