Eve Patten

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The hardest part of being a parent to small children for me is the dumb questions. And it makes me feel like a monster but my kid asked why he couldn’t take a vase to daycare and I said “it’s glass you can’t” and he said “what if a wizard made it not glass” get out of my face

This was such a cold team radio 🥶

Please can one of the science teachers on here explain why the foil that was more than sufficiently covering an entire Easter egg suddenly can’t stretch itself to cover a now half-eaten Easter egg?

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

Tom Skinner rocking up to Dino’s Cafe at 5am Christmas Day

@aida94_ @sassyblackdiva Aida why must you curse my soul with this

Crying

I am a man, who has recently bought a house in the local area

Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon.

I don't know who needs to hear this but you will never need these. Throw them away.

Safari is over 🦁😲

Peter Thomas in the RHOP trailer who else jumped

A tough 90 minutes coming up in the Patten household 🙃

God when he sees Kate Bush near a hill