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Ted@Tedoffthegrid·
Bought new lingerie and I wanna act up
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n@misgatitosymota·
i hate watching the last few eps of the sopranos like omg my family 😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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g@34rths·
I have to accept that my anger is mine But I am not my anger
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cee@1ovesickkk·
i flirt by having the eyes of a hungry and neglected pet
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Ted@Tedoffthegrid·
Still selling nudes until may btw
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Vanessa@cyrillasundays·
An important pivot a woman makes in her feminist journey is deciding to stop debating feminism with men
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swamp hag ✨❄️⛄️☕️
it is very good for your kids to see you have hobbies and interests. you should read books, and go to concerts, and go out with your friends, and travel, and paint, and play sports, and enjoy life as a person and not just a parent. your child is watching you and learning from you and benefits from seeing you live a full life.
Laura Hudson 🇨🇦@latterdaylaura

My super strong parenting opinion is that while the kids are awake, you come last. No spending all of Saturday golfing. That’s family time. 6 am tee time only, maybe. Wanna go to the gym? Go after the kids go to bed, or wake up at 5. In a few short years, they’ll be out of the house and you’ll have all the time in the world for your own stuff. It’s okay to come last for a while.

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misa!@misak1nz·
being told i smell good
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@humanxmaybe·
can you hop off the spectrum just for a second
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nicole ruiz@nwilliams030·
Legitimately very important frame on being overly apologetic
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Vlada Mars@VladaMars·
Grief sits heavy on Sundays. I take it with me to the art galleries, walks by the river and movies. It is always a bit better with nature and art.
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slick@dlicj·
my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it
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dana donnelly@danadonnelly·
sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm
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LB@looksbizarre·
A modern classic
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Thee Aries
Thee Aries@GiftedAsia·
A popular way people harvest your energy is by acting weird towards you randomly so you can develop an obsession about why and keep begging them to explain or talk about it. It’s all mind games to keep you engaged
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