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@ThisIsTNA Back when you weren't WWE bitches! FUCK TNA, FUCK TNA, FUCK TNA

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@10MarXmen @AvonandsomerRob Hope you have a tv now for your wife's sake 😂

@AvonandsomerRob My wife and I have worked from home since 2009, gave us 13 children, obviously we couldn't afford a TV so we entertained each other, after the job was done of course 😁

Are you more productive if you work from home or is it an excuse to sit in your Jammies and watch daytime tv?

@antmiddleton Fallen out with Reform?

If I want to be a politician I’ll run for a constituency (the correct one I’ll get with ease) become an MP and play politics. It is literally a game, look at the Green Party 🤦🏻‍♂️ However I want to be the Mayor of London not a politician (for now). I want to run independently, I do not want to be corrupted or swayed by a political agenda/narrative nor bend the knee to one. Politics has a terrible habit of bleeding its way into absolutely everything and in order to stop this habit from spreading we must start stripping it away from certain positions and organizations. We have to start giving the power back to the people. That’s why as an independent Mayor of London I will be accountable to the people, to the boroughs and to London only. The role of Mayor is suppose to create a bigger, greater and safer London. Not divide, segregate and watch our capital city literally die from the inside out. Help strip the controlling and corrupt grasp of British politics away from the London Mayor position by backing and supporting myself when the time comes. 2027 I will hit the ground running until the monumental moment day of May 2028 arrives! 🫡🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #AM4LM

@FariaDM86 @KissMyLocs A doorbell camera which you can't check isn't a camera 🤷🤣

@KissMyLocs It is a cheap doorbell camera and showed a human-sized motion box by the shed and my parent's car.

I'm sleeping at my parent's house tonight with my 9-year-old daughter. My 70-year-old mother comes into the guest room and says the camera out back just detected a person in the backyard. My daughter starts crying and hiding under the desk in the guest room, scared out of her mind. I immediately retrieve by 40 cal and go out in the backyard to ensure no one is there. After walking the whole property with my 40 cal, I verify that no one is outside the outside at the time. I come back in and my daughter is hiding under the desk in the guest room and crying still. This is the first time I have been in this scenario. I thank God for the United States of America and the 2nd amendment of the US Constitution and being able to adequately defend 3 generations of my family.

@TheBritishGuild @LeeAndersonMP_ 🤣🤣🤣

@LeeAndersonMP_ I thought you’d done a brand partnership with a bread manufacturer. Then I realised the packet actually said “thick cut”.

Love My Thursday Mornings. Always have one of these. A Great British tradition.

@LeeAndersonMP_ Did that cost more than 30p Lee?

@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk So more reliance on oil because that's sooooo easy to get 🙄

Disgraceful appalling decision We @reformparty_uk will do our best to stop this being built or connected

@DebiEvansMatron Just don't ever ask why old world diseases are coming back...

I took a friend to the GP today. It’s closed for lunch so a small but orderly queue had formed outside. We all got chatting enjoying the sun. Young mum with beautiful tiny baby in pram, parasol, beautiful summer outfit & bringing baby to get her 8week jabs 2.10pm. My heart fell & I could have cried. I said nothing, was I right to have kept quiet? It’s haunting me a bit 🥲

@DaveKent101 Not even remotely true! A benefit cap is in place... Plus it's clearly fake you dozy cunt

Mum of seven from Barnsley thanks Keir Starmer for lifting the benefits cap. She now gets just under £60K a year for staying at home. All courtesy of us tax paying mugs. 🤨🤨🤨

@BlobWarriorUK Restore Britain voter then?

Her parents flew into Britain a week before her birth to game the system in 1980 and get her British nationality. 2 weeks later they were all back in Nigeria. This loophole was banned in 1983. Simple question. Is Kemi Badenoch British in your opinion?

@oliverburdick Imagining thinking it's Jesus who should keep you married to one person and not cheat 😂😂

Yes, Christianity brainwashed me. Now I want to: - Stay away from drugs - Stop watching porn - Stay married to one person - Forgive and pray for my enemies - Be more like Jesus Maybe everyone needs some brainwashing.

@robprogressive Oh shut up

If you take £10k from one working person & give £1,000 to ten people on welfare/benefits, you might lose one vote but you’ll gain TEN. This is a legalised pyramid scheme also known as SOCIALISM

@MattCas04807118 @dissidentbi_ch Even as a kid I was like nah this name is wrong

@dissidentbi_ch Someone needed jail time for that.🤮

A bacon roll that’s completely ruined by brown sauce!!!🤮🤮 Nobody does this in real life, do they? 🫣 Tommy sauce all the way.❤️

@dsware123 Ignore just seen the Charlie Kirk tribute so clearly a fucking moron

@dsware123 Or do that when you get home you attention seeking witch

You are under no commitment or requirement to buy any part of the product you don't want, so good on you for adopting this idea. Good idea?

@robprogressive So full of 💩 Rob... How the fuck did you get anywhere in business or are you intentionally being thick

You need to earn 135 grand a year in the U.K. to take home the same monthly pay as someone receiving full Universal Credit (£6,142/month) How can this be?

@BotFinderUK @lexan71 Unfortunately we now need satire clearly listed now 😂 just the sorry state of affairs on the cesspit that is X

@lexan71 No, that's you, a simpleton who can't spot obvious satire

It's Easter! Why are British patriot women being forced to pray to Allah like this, by the local Imam in Staffordshire?

@Heccles94 @bestcanton7 IF they survive 🤣🤣🤣 not convinced they'll see out April 😂

@bestcanton7 If they survive to 2029, I would have them winning a few seats.

My 2029 prediction: Hung parliament: Greens: 210 seats Reform UK: 180 seats Tories: 135 seats LibDems: 85 seats SNP: 20 seats Labour: 5 seats Thoughts?

@Landeur First miracle.... Only white guy born in the middle east in the early first centuries 🤣🤣🤣

He was the Son of God so probably looked a lot more like the image on the right.