Elliott

@AlternativeMUFC The chimes perfectly in sync with the subs board 🤌🏼

@AlternativeMUFC Quality 😂👏🏼

@laurennnn0607 Might be your best tweet yet 😂

I have every faith in this club… To do an Ole again, give fletcher a 6 year contract when he wins 5 in a row and invite that bloke with the hair onto the pitch so fletcher can shave it.

This guys a scam! Not even his tickets @ManUFC_Spares_

@laurennnn0607 I think they should only be available for organised events/companys. Or if they’re sold to the public they should just be silent

It’s just mad to me that fireworks are sold to the general public considering how stupid a large proportion of it is. Not to mention how traumatising they are for animals and some people with PTSD etc. Or that it’s become bonfire months (October and November)

@laurennnn0607 No one eats 3 or 4 crumpets a time though!

@evernon10 6 is fine, 2 a time. 9 is annoying unless you’re greedy

Stayed at my parent’s house for a couple of nights… my mum bought crumpets for my breakfast. Had 2 yesterday so 4 left… my dad had THREE for his breakfast so I’m left with a solitary crumpet this morning. This is the greed they talked about in the bible, the PIG 😠

@laurennnn0607 Congratulations!!

Had an offer accepted on a house…Doesn’t feel real 😂 solo, first-time buyer at 33, better late than never 🤣

@AlternativeMUFC Well worth the wait, quality as usual 👏🏼

diogo dalot is one of those footballers when you watch a small clip of him you will think he’s terrible but when you watch him for a full 90, you’re absolutely right

@laurennnn0607 Well done 👏🏼

Thank you and goodnight 😴

@cezthesocialist @Mr_AJA @laurennnn0607 this could be you

how to buy your first home at 23: 1. get given £33k for free

@laurennnn0607 No my insta got hacked so it got deleted 🥲

@evernon10 Did you remove me from Instagram 😱

142 thousand likes for a charcuterie board between 7 girls in Manchester, insane 😂 I brought honey truffle cheddar btw, 10/10

@laurennnn0607 United does that to you 🥲

@evernon10 I thought you were dead! Where’ve you been

@AbsoluteBruno @TheUnitedExtra @laurennnn0607 you love this

Absolutely love this from Dalot and Bruno😭😭😭 x.com/DavidOnstern/s…

WHY DOESN’T UGARTE HAVE TO PROVE HIM WRONG?!

@Mr_AJA Sounds like he wants to quit

Has he been sacked yet?

@laurennnn0607 This can’t be true

What are we doing here? Seriously. Absolutely mental.

@A_GymGuy £66m is a lot, but for a young striker seems the going rate? Ekitke was a similar fee from the same league

That’s huge money.