milkman

*desperate for cock voice* omg you have an experience with the hat man too?

thinking about that one 60° day last week

does anyone like the way i act and/or behave?

Can we play until 1 million pm

I ♥️ Knowing

Ad 1 of 2 on that Tubi commercial break was just a live stream bird's eye view of me on my couch

(skitters by)

@aidanflynnback @cesealiaa don't call me fat

@cesealiaa Look at the people I’ve dated and tell me that again

If you’re only attracted to stick thin women you are a retard and your opinion should not be trusted. Pedophile.

making connections at the airport helps me remember that a) community is everywhere, b) i'm a kind hearted extrovert, and c) unfortunately i do just get along with middle aged men

.@Cheesecake Factory Our server is very ugly

I fight everyday with my Flesh it’s a constant battle

marital bliss

This is what eating apples in public is for

I am the highest IQ record holder in the world and I think fairies and gnomes are real

truth

got yelled at at work by my boss and he accidentally got to my biggest insecurity</3

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

Just mixed up Elliot Rodger and Elliot Smith .... incels satiated regardless

type shit, sir!