not elise 🍉
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not elise 🍉
@evil___e
why is everyone, like, so dramatic?
she/her Katılım Aralık 2011
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@singwit_merah Oh! just because I CHOOSE wearing toxic products and mating with my natural predators it makes me different! Do you see how stupid this sounds
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Marx being right about everything is ruining my life actually
𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘@AmadeusBolshev
How life feels knowing Marx was right about everything:
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She was cooking at first but even when she stopped cooking she recooked by saying “I might be wrong” at the end I died djdjdjdjd
imad ☆ 🇲🇦@pullcyrene
getting called faggot by random gay people you’ve never met
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Flags at Grindr headquarters have been lowered to half-staff.
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Parmida said she’s “known in her city” & the city is…San Antonio…….so i asked around & could not verify tht ns 🤧#loveislandusa
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I’ve seen this take a few times now and ??? This Mercury retrograde has been so chill…
If it’s “brutal” it’s more than likely you’ve been running from your emotions, avoiding conflict, dreaming w/o doing, expecting to be coddled OR blaming everyone else & not looking within….
🔮@Cosmicenergy_
This is the most brutal mercury retrograde
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This post is important. Federal agencies are blocking local officials from accessing evidence about the fatal ICE shooting in Houston, so the Harris County District Attorney's office is asking the community to send them any evidence so they can work to hold ICE accountable.
Harris County District Attorney@HarrisCountyDAO
If you were an eyewitness or have video/ photos relevant to the 6:50 a.m. fatal shooting of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo on Tuesday, July 7, 2026, use the secure link below to upload your info. bit.ly/hcdaocrdfr The Harris County District Attorney's Office will continue pursuing all investigative avenues in this case.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Senator Lindsey Graham. He has gone to the big closet in the sky.
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What’s Kane doing to celebrate England’s quarter final victory? Dinner with Netanyahu?
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@mew2Day i feel like the only person on earth who is ok with it but that's bc I'm in love with Jeffrey Dean Morgan
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Trying to "redeem" Negan is the single worst decision The Walking Dead has ever made.
brooke ❦@ricksprickk
reminder that the writers ruined their friendship bc rick wouldn’t kill negan, but now maggie’s playing with his face in a fucking bar ??
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@uprealityalley @wrexweed By snarky do you mean "insensitive to other's trauma for internet likes"?
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@wrexweed I really like being snarky on the internet and I also know when I’ve been wronged, it did not take me paying a therapist to know it.
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If someone put their hands on Janet, I’m sorry but why did it take a therapist to tell her it happened? #thevalley
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there have been thousands of viral videos on here that i have seen hundreds of times and never unmuted.
this is not one of them.
LateNighter@latenightercom
John Oliver’s third—and final—day on General Hospital is off to a rip-roaring start. Consider him fully initiated.
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