Evil Del

Is Scottish football commentary usually that biased? Pat Nevin and his mate sounded like they were doing poppers towards the end there.

Sky reporting multiple Hearts players assaulted during the pitch invasion at Celtic Park.

Hearts players assaulted on Celtic Park. Well, there it is. Says everything.

@consolevania Alexei Salemond?

Despite a past reputation for anger, Alex Salmond's performance now reveals an underlying kindness and compassion. His seemingly threatening delivery stemmed from a good heart, which paradoxically frightened many. #Performance #Perception #Kindness

🗣️ “It’s three massive calls in the last few games. There will be serious questions asked about it. Rightfully so.” Kris Boyd, John Robertson and Paul Hartley discuss Celtic’s LATE penalty decision in-depth ⤵️

This might be the worst VAR decision I’ve seen (and there’s a lot of competition). Extraordinary given the significance.

@offtheballbbc @Detroit67Book We now know how Martin Geissler will react if Hearts win the league. You just need to watch him report how “Dame” Jackie Baillie held her seat. He damn near fouled his trousers.

@offtheballbbc Schadenfreude: “Enjoying someone else’s bad luck.” • Schaden — means damage, harm, or misfortune. • Freude — means joy or happiness. Wikipedia @Detroit67Book Please remind Tam, we are not mere listeners, we are unpaid contributors.

@Peston If kids use AI to learn to code, then they won’t learn how to code. The agent does the coding for them. I’ve been coding for 30 years and use AI everyday now, but kids need to understand code. It’s like saying robots build most cars so we don’t need mechanics. Wild.

@BBCSounds Problem with @offtheballbbc show download. Show is 2hrs but download only 1hr. Says 115m on the episode but only plays for 58m. @Detroit67Book looking for my name check as well known Del.

If this waffling video about greenhouses and seed is the saviour of Britain, we’re fucked.

@easyJet 1955 still no sign of one single bag from this flight. This is dreadful. @EdiAirport

The beautiful game

Anthropic have just buried OpenAI and ChatGPT with this ad lmfao There’s no coming back from that

When is mr no pants chatting to lady in bathrobe All over the Epstein files Going to be booted out of the House of Lords?

A ‘Jurassic Park’-themed #SuperBowl ad for Xfinity has been released. Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum all reprise their roles.

This is the guy who directed the Melania movie.

Photos included in the latest Epstein files, released by the US Department of Justice, appear to show Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor on his hands and knees over a female lying on the floor.

@KevinTheRanter ScotGov doesn’t control or enforce immigration.

Welcome to Scotland 2026 Illegals delivering your food SNP OUT