Chloe Black

Trump wants to run for President which I find really distressing. I mean, just as I was getting comfortable using his name as a verb again.

@Clairekoolkat Yes you can; "The Devil made you do it!"

Crying, screaming, throwing up that the perfect dress exists and I can't justify buying it

@thepingmachine @Clairekoolkat Popped here to say this

@Clairekoolkat Wild Things (1998)

hell yeah i was in Bali last week and i've got this extremely hot pic of me drunk in a pool to prove it

Letting @elonmusk buy Twitter is big "make you smoke the whole pack" energy .

I've been 50 for over 2 weeks now and the govt have still not sent me my Butt Cancer Kit. This is BUTT ERASURE!

I'm just a simple comedian who just wants what all comedians want and that is to monetize my trauma.

LGBTQI: Let’s Go Bury The Queen, Innit

...but Doctor. Scott Morrison is Pagliacci.

EP 2 is out. Miss H @anaesthete and I discuss our various mental health and neurodivergent maladies with total candor and big laughs. Getinooit! open.spotify.com/episode/1PQcFF…

@ninaoyama The Live. They Laugh. They Love.

Watching a John Carpenter film and changing my pronouns to They/Live

@anaesthete Hawt!

Old, young (legal), male, female, neither, short, tall, hot, not... I don't mind :)

Flirt with me a bit?

Bean beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more I hear them scream in my dreams.

Hey get to this fun gig! Tom is getting wild and loose on stage with some brand new gear.

Back in my day to separate yourself from the pack you dyed your hair green. Nowadays you have to believe there is a secret cabal of paedophiles in the sewer.

Sometimes I really wish I was like a cat and just run around like a mad bitch after doing a huge shit.

Buying the company you have a beef with is big Scooby Doo Villian energy.

Fashion shows are a weird flex right? Like it must take so much hubris to say, "You're gonna buy my fucking jeans anyway so here's a guy in a wearable birdcage!"?

@bechillcomedian Great and all this is happening while I'm watching Paranormal Activity . Good one Bec. Hahaha.

GUYS. I'M STAYING IN A BIG HOUSE ON MY OWN AND I JUST HEARD FOOTSTEPS DOWNSTAIRS AND I YELLED OUT TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS THERE AND THEY STOPPED

Whenever something like this happens Twitter gets huge "there's a bird in the assembly hall" energy.

I'm a transgender comedian by which I mean I was born with male jokes, giving me an unfair and naturally funny advantage over adult human comediennes. #istandwithliathomas #transisbeautiful #dickjokebasedrights