Damo Hatcher

So I wrote a book. A short one. It's really not long at all. But anyway, it's out now on digital and paperback. Space Tradies: Master of None. amazon.com.au/dp/1763531201

@SteeleWars Showing his face to anyone ELSE. It's like wearing a set of sexy stockings and underwear, with matching garters. No one can tell when I wear it under regular clothes. Wait, I MEAN SOMEONE ELSE! Not ME! Somebody COULD hypothetically do that to feel nice about themselves! Not me!

I just find this funny and it's not a criticism, just jokes, I get it, it's just a film and Pedro is very handsome with it. BUT... Why would Din, who's religion forbids showing his face to anyone, have a nicely groomed mustache?

@SpaceshipAddict @Ikopima09 It really is a shame that after two attempts, we're unlikely to ever get a decent adaptation of the X-Men Phoenix saga.

@Ikopima09 Hated this movie so much. X2 was incredible and this…🤷🏻‍♂️

Magneto’s attempt to control Jean completely backfires

@DaveBlass @MattWalshBlog Also, how much of the "night sky" can you ACTUALLY see in LA? There are supposed to be stars up there normally.

@MattWalshBlog It's Skeletor not an add for Preparation H Can't we have fun things anymore?

Call me a buzzkill but I don’t think we should allow companies to take over the entire night sky with an ad for their product

@SpaceshipAddict The parts labelled "Impulse engines" are firing... what appear to be just bullets?

I’m not mad…

@ClaireMax I did them via audiobook, and that was somewhat more palatable for me. They're entertaining, sure, and the further you get into the series, the more interesting it gets. But I think if I'd read it as a book book, I'm not sure I'd have finished. That said, LitRPG isn't great.

I’m about 40 pages into Dungeon crawler Carl and so far…this is not a well written book. It’s entertaining in a goofy-ass way but the world building is tenuous at best and it’s really gonna have to sell me soon for me to keep reading

@straczynski I have no idea what the conversation I've walked in on was about, but I feel like I've missed out on some fun.

So many replies of, "If you're so smart, asshole, what are the different-sized holes in the dodecahedrons for? Huh? HUH?" Fine. I'll tell you EXACTLY what the different-sized holes cut into the sharp metal edges of the dodecahedrons were for. Chariot drive-thru circumcisions.

Only in America would a shotgun that fits neatly in a school bag be considered a major selling point.

@straczynski Sure, but hear me out; writing 96 of the 110 episodes, plus what, seven movies? So far? Yeah, that's not insane at all. Perfectly normal and reasonable and in no way crazy.

Kindly note that I was one of 3 executive producers on Sense8 for Netflix charged with writing/delivering a show averaging $4-5M per episode, with a huge cast, shot on location in ten countries, with shared creative control with the W's, and I didn't burst into flame doing it

Well, RIP Reddit

@moonyeyed Must be the week for it. I got my "don't come tomorrow" orders yesterday.

@ScruffyVandal @ReysukaXO His name is definitely Todd, and he definitely has a favourite bong.

@ReysukaXO That's cool and interesting but I'd like to party with this guy

Actually we can, because hair is a structure that is exclusive to mammals. Dinosaurs are reptiles and sometimes also birds, so they can only have scales and/or feathers.

@moonyeyed Fishing is easy. Especially if you don't care about actually catching them.

@SpaceshipAddict Add to the list "I can't stand Keiko"

Top 10 WORST(see also baseless) opinions from Star Trek “fans”. (In no particular order) “Voyager ruined the borg.” “Star Trek is woke now.” “DS9 is boring.” “Star Trek has never had fat people.” “Kurtzman ruined trek!” “JJ ruined trek!” “This isn’t Star Trek.” “Star Trek is dead.” “There shouldn’t be black Vulcans” “[insert show] sucks because it breaks canon!”

Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will “collapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.

@emprestrikesass Theory bar is a regular for me. Good cocktails, good people.

can someone recommend me their favourite bars in melbourne? 🖤

I hate that podcasts are video now. They should be for funny and interesting little freaks who don’t have to be hot and dressed well

If Jewish people prayed on the street outside a synagogue and were beaten by police in NSW there would be a worldwide outrage .. if Muslims do the same it’s nothing to see here .. fuck that @ChrisMinnsMP

@SpaceshipAddict Or that time Voyager found a puzzle box and accidentally summoned some Cenobites.

The Star Trek Voyager “Scientific Method” crew so far. 3 more already “in progress”. 🫨🤣

Incontrovertible evidence of the police hemming in protesters, preventing them from leaving(kettling) and attacking them. They started this from before the speeches had even ended. The police commissioner is proud of this. He needs to resign with Minns.

@KirstiMiller30 This is the same man, being led away, now by FOUR officers. See the bruising already coming up? Tell me again how this was deserved. How it was justified. How the officers successfully de-escalated the situation. x.com/MichaelWestBiz…

@KirstiMiller30 Oh come the fuck on. This was a brutal beating by uniformed thugs. It is not justified. It is not reasonable. The point of police is to DE-escalate. If two grown arse fucking men were leaning their full body weight on me, you can be damn sure I'd be biting at the very least.

IMO they both put hands on and resisted the police.