Dagmar d'Surreal

@austeregrim @TheHackersNews What would be nicer is if you couldn't accidentally remove the super_admin account by restoring a backup made by a less super admin.

@TheHackersNews Super admin, right next to the uber admin, and just under hyper admin, and galactic admin… How about just admin, and creating appropriate role groups? And backup admin for emergencies that can only be used with two person authentication? 🤷‍♂️

🚨 UPDATE: Fortinet Confirms Critical Zero-Day 🚨 CVE-2024-55591 in FortiOS & FortiProxy (CVSS 9.6) allows attackers to gain super-admin access & hijack firewalls. Affected versions: FortiOS 7.0.0-7.0.16 & FortiProxy 7.0.0-7.2.12. Upgrade now to 7.0.17+ or 7.0.20+ to mitigate risk. thehackernews.com/2025/01/zero-d…

@elonmusk How about you stop meddling in politics you bloated douchebag.

@lindayaX Surely you jest. Musk turned this site into something only barely distinguishable from 4chan, advertisers predictably bailed, and now you want to retcon history for a _judge_? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

@andyOgles @RepOgles Hey, fuck you and your SMS spam campaign. I didn't give you my number and it's been on the FTC's Do Not Call list since forever, so maybe you need to consider that the Tangerine Savior isn't the only douchebag you're working with.

@Rothmus It beats the hell out of continuing to let a part of the population continue to live as slaves to companies that speculate in debt purchasing.

It wasn’t canceled. It was transferred to other people.

@brianwhelton "I figured we don't want our BGP routes hopping around so I set them to zero to stop it."

@AccidentalCISO I'm especially fond of how he thinks he's going to casually stop the flow that *blew him across the room* by shoving what looks like a mallet handle in there. He might have gotten his noggin rattled a bit there.

I’ve got a buddy that’s been training for this moment his entire life.

I'm calling bullshit. If you claim your employees are already making $15/hour, and there's an increase of the minimum wage to $20/hour, that's an increase of 25% in your labor cost. There is no way that would result in a 30-40% increase in your total pricing, ever.

@ChaponaBike123 @UK_Daniel_Card If they have RDP exposed to the world, they *should* be scared.

@UK_Daniel_Card Because it happens a lot. If you’ve RDP exposed to the world, then you’ll be getting an alert every few seconds. And that would just scare people.

why don't linux, windows and Apple Mac's alert you in the gui (if you are logged in) if someone fails to sign in to an remote session? e.g. RDP, SSH, WINRM, SMB etc? it would be so useful if they did this (tm)

Be it known that the person using the phone number (423) 841-0891 is definitely making illegal robocalls and is probably operating a scam PAC in the first place because these things go hand in hand.

@elonmusk Anyone who can be deported isn't a citizen and therefore CAN NOT VOTE. Does money make everyone this stupid?

In the “bet-you-didn’t-know” category, Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas issued written guidance making it clear that: 1. Illegal presence alone is not grounds for deportation. 2. Criminal charges, convictions or gang membership alone are not enough for deportation. You basically have to be a convicted axe murderer to be deported! That’s because every deportation is a lost vote.

@bettersafetynet D is for the Doom your careless hands have brought into the work environment by screwing up so hard that you've set things on fire which can continue to burn like an angry volcano god in a complete absence of oxygen.

Non CISSP folks, if you need help remembering what Type D fire extinguishers are for... D == Dent. D type is for putting out metallic fires. I remember it as D == you DONE messed up to be in a situation where metal is the flammable object. Dislike.

@UK_Daniel_Card Well, they can certainly see you waving your arms about like an undermedicated schizophrenic.

i could just use my laptop.... and multiple virtual desktops.... ok the cool part here is no one else can see...

@SwiftOnSecurity Thanks to society's inability to properly burn spammers at the stake, running one's own mail server is basically only for masochists because you're just going to get buried in spam without a never-sleeping army of agents to eliminate it.

There are very few people I’ve encountered in the IT space that have full-stack email competency. If you can add operational email experience + your cyber training, you become a pretty special individual. Also, if your firm is entitled to Proofpoint training take it.

@WeldPond Yeah well, that would require people start paying programmers for their expertise and genius instead of acting like they just discovered them in the typing pool one day. Best of luck.

20 yrs ago I testified for the House Committee On Govt Reform the hearing, "WORM AND VIRUS DEFENSE : HOW CAN WE PROTECT THE NATION'S COMPUTERS FROM THESE THREATS?" Replace "Worm" with "Ransomware" and "Virus" with "Nation State Implant" and you'll see we are worse off today. I said the following at the time and I will say it again (1/2)

@GovBillLee pushes secretive legislation that enriches his friends at the expense of the citizens of Tennessee and their children's futures. Talking over his bullshit is the least people should be doing.

Hey #Microsoft, I am NOT giving you the ability to remotely unlock my desktop. Take the fucking hint already and quit trying to force me to switch to logging in with an account that requires me to trust your infra just because you want to feel important.

@2sush "I'm sorry, the NDA I signed prevents me from disclosing any details of the assignment."

can you explain the gap in your resume? how to answer this ❓

@AletheDenis But what if they're very little and all alone?

@InternetH0F Baby's first onesie will be flannel.