evil lyra 🔞

NOOOOO GODDAMN PROSHIPS OR PROFICS OR DARKSHIPPERS ON THIS ACCOUNT YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO VIOLATE MY BOUNDARIES JUST BECAUSE I MAKE PORN GO AWAY

@notsillyat4ll anon what. people cant have horny ideas anymore???

WJAT 😟

so tired of people insisting condoms are always unsexy and ruin everything partially because im safe sex advocate 5000 but also do u know how beautiful it can be to deny someone with a breeding kink their creampie

@vikilog_ that wouldnt be so bad now would it

i spent the morning working in the vegetable garden and now here i am. 👍🏻 i’m trying to get back into the habit of stretching like my last physical therapist recommended, because i know if i don’t Jayce will sit my ass down into the stretching mat and bend me over himself.

@softbunsss i think about this a lot because it mirrors both his canonical man of progress persona and my headcanon that he masks a lot. he is very much shaped by people’s expectations of him and having viktor finally see him sexually or otherwise is so precious to me

love the idea of bottom jayce that has never actually bottomed because everyone he’s ever been with expects him to be the top, so he always just went with it, eager to please, until he and vikor get together and viktor takes one look at this man and is like “yeah that’s a bottom”

@ovulatingjayce I need Jayce to queef on it

@notsillyat4ll yeah exactly lol its not that offensive to me its just not something i get behind

@evilhexscars Yeah that one i take it's because it feels like that from the inside so it's okay-ish, plus it couldn't even be possible because of the pubic bone anyways :P

porn things i do not get: cervix penetration. especially now that i have an iud and know how that feels. fucking ouch??? hymen breaking. so many myths tied to that thing. cant disconnect it from the obsession with virginal pure young women eugh. again, ouch.

@notsillyat4ll i was at first gonna put ”obscene belly bulge” on this list because why are you all up in their guts ouchie ow ow but thats a pretty common kink so i decided not to shit on it too hard

@evilhexscars The penetration thing i guess goes in hand with the "i can feel you in my lungs" thing which is also pretty ouch

@notsillyat4ll his beautiful cog tramp stamp that he got in his teens between them omg omg omg

@evilhexscars Hear me out: microdermal back dimples 🤤

jayce pierce your nipples and your belly button and your dick

@notsillyat4ll OHHH MYYYYY 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

@notsillyat4ll yes!!! the tongue is important to me. perhaps also the eyebrow and the bridge

@evilhexscars And your tongue and your ears

@softbunsss YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im paying for bot followers as we speak

if I ever reach 1k followers, I will post one (1) picture of my boobs in celebration

and yes i will be outspoken and annoying on this account too maybe even more so than on main because i refuse to become a content farm. if youve blocked my main you should block me here too.

The only thing i like more than jayce…..two jayces

@looking4burger facking gorgeous uuugghhhhh he’s so adorable

whatever im gonna post this one single doodle, this is for oomf that doesnt even like me… cockwarming inthelab

@softbunsss @ovulatingjayce LMFAOOO

@ovulatingjayce he loves his pussy popsicles

Jayce getting a roommate to split the rent only to realize he can't chill his dildo in the freezer anymore

stay tuned for part 2 porn things i DO get

most of what happens in straight mainstream porn eg. pornhub. stop hurting that woman. fuck you greedy ass man your penis is ugly penetration that goes in one hole and out another. you are fucking the entire digestive tract. some people make it go in the vag out the mouth. what

@ijaycedup @hexscars also the nsfw i posted there sucked and im a new woman now who can make good porn so. fresh start

@evilhexscars @hexscars Ohh

made an 18+ alt finally @evilhexscars