Ariel Dovas parody

Welp, before Twitter existed I made my own. Guess I'll just go back to that!

Hi, I left this last year, but I'm on In$tagram at eviloars

Having a great time

My mom’s review of #GlassOnion “Loved it! Ed Norton continues to delight!” @rianjohnson

@claudiaalick And if it gets a high view count but low faves or rts, what are we supposed to take from that? It’s moving the usage away from what the user would want.

@eviloars It’s literally reminding us how few people are on here and engaging with our material. What’s the point of posting if no one‘s going to see it? I’m not going to pay for the right to publish material for no pay.

This view count thing definitely makes Twitter worse to look at

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Actually everything but the bagel granola isn’t a good idea

@TheRealWillLink We’re watching Hook, but he was such a great addition to everything he was in

@eviloars I watched Felicia’s Journey on Criterion the other day and had this exact thought the entire time.

I miss Bob Hoskins

I have discovered it’s no longer funny when you’re taking the group holiday photo to ask everyone to say “contact tracing!”

🔔#Earthquake (#sismo) M3.1 occurred 15 mi E of San Francisco (#California) 4 min ago (local time 08:34:26). More info at: 📱emsc-csem.org/service/applic… 🌐m.emsc.eu/?id=1202419 🖥emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/ear…

Tiny quake?

@strngwys @lorakolodny Musk dives, tusk thrives

Waitasec

Okay so what would soccer be like if there were no goalies and the nets were the size of a basketball hoop?

I promise I will not start a substack.

@realrickpaulas @elonmusk Actually everybody’s wondering, is the 4.7 how many people like the book vs don’t like it, or do people generally like it that much?

@realrickpaulas @elonmusk Big if true. But how big? 8 stories? Are the stories short? Never mind, I don’t want to know.

And soon, ladies & gentlemen, the coup de grâce

I know you're all my followers, but I think of you as my disciples.

@supermarke @BrokeAssStuart My current jam m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkv2zF…

@eviloars @BrokeAssStuart so much luck!

Can’t go to Clement St. and not get some Dim Sum.