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Every man weakness 😥😋

@bayer04_en @boniface_jrn Na to remove everybody from the group chat

When people start saying you're the Admin 😬 @boniface_jrn

@mariolexxx Na to ask her why I never make am

If you discover that your mother is a witch, Wetin you go do?

@mariolexxx You dey enter my eye o

Ema jeyen lo

@DeenRatio @grok how true?

Zamfara was the first state to introduce Sharia law, and the results have been absolutely astonishing. Today, Zamfara has the fastest-growing economy in Africa. They are now manufacturing aeroplanes in Gusau. The last time I visited, their scientists were preparing Nigeria's first mission to the moon. China is reportedly studying Zamfara's economic model. Silicon Valley investors are relocating there in large numbers. The Senate is even considering making Zamfara an independent country because its development is now too advanced for the rest of Nigeria to keep up with. The best JAMB student came from Zamfara. The best university is in Zamfara. The safest place on earth is Zamfara. Crime has become so rare that criminals now apply for permits before committing offences. As a matter of fact, Zamfara now generates 90% of Nigeria's GDP. London, Dubai, and Singapore are all trying to learn from the Gusau Miracle. Some people keep asking for evidence that Sharia automatically brings prosperity, security, and development. I don't know why they are asking. The proof is obviously everywhere.

@mariolexxx They feel like Merlin

One fact about Slim girls with big boobs

@kaylah_osas Aswear

@evilspirits__ Plenty vision seeing

As a traditionalist, I would really like to marry a pastor.

@BankyGee_ At his present club, onyedika play as defender, but if you really watch the highlight, you Will notices he distribut ball more then midfielder, he will function perfectly well if replace with Iwobi

@evilspirits__ He doesn't play the same role as Iwobi, and if he could replace Iwobi, he'd have replaced him by now 😂 We don't have Iwobi's replacement yet. I don't think so.

Eintracht Frankfurt fans, meet Raphael Onyedika 🇳🇬🇳🇬🦅🦅

@jesusisking3313 Na die be this o 🤣🤣

E reach man turn to do massage ona dey use hammer and chisel 😭 Waiten man do man

Good night🙃

@ennyola0015 Is he the judge

Governor Seyi Makinde wasn't brave enough to sign a death warrant. So, the court sentenced the three persons who masterminded the kidnapping of the Oriire schoolchildren and teachers to life imprisonment.

@finegirlveeee Perfect

First time ever wearing a pink fit as an adult Does pink look good on me or nah?🙃

@pratimaadhikary You are beautiful

Just letting Twitter know I am alive, Bye!

@worldranking_ Biggest mistake

@General_Somto We Nigeria's are just full of assumption, I believe this guy won't go to any university and decide to fly any Barret ( even without any logo on it), bcoz he will be scared of being attacked or challenge by cultist, but want to make excuse for having a camou in his possession

During a Stop-And-Search, Nigerian Police Found Military Camouflage Shorts In His Bag And This Happened 👀:

@instablog9ja Someone should explain what this means

Nigeria, Hong Kong sign double taxation treaty to boost trade, investment

@buzormemes This is gold

“hope say the car wey i order dey the back” 💔😂

@Amaddream_ And you no change top

From this to that>> congratulations to me on my new shop! God did!! 🎉🙏

@instablog9ja Na why baby mama plenty be this. Clearly you know the other person is not in love you or ready to have a baby but you want to give him a baby Don't worry you will end up crying more than the baby in the night

Na so una dey do for here? 🤭👀