The Delgado Fund

@ChrisKlemmer Have you seen Hokum yet?

Stadium may stink but this team is good.

@Mass1448096 @reelmasshole2 @Brycen2047 Dak is making 60 mill a year that’s why. Once he inevitably gets Mo Lewis-d, look out

@ewisel79 @reelmasshole2 @Brycen2047 So you think that makes him better than Drake? Why hasn’t Joe started yet?

Lowkey one of the best Drake Maye highlights of the year Stiff arming a LB to the ground while he was holding his facemask 💀

@Mass1448096 @reelmasshole2 @Brycen2047 He went to my high school, he threw 90 yds on his knees swear to god. At 17. Like what!?!

@ewisel79 @reelmasshole2 @Brycen2047 Joe Milton 😭😭😭 is this his burner?

@reelmasshole2 @Brycen2047 Aww you must be upset you traded Joe Milton, who was your teams savior and now you’re stuck with 25 days of Bakemas every year

@ewisel79 @Brycen2047 You’re a dick sucker

@primethornton He’s gonna leave anyway so suck on that lemon head

I fully trust Brad Stevens to build a championship level team next year

@jackrwilkie Carvana is cool but you should evolve it to Sharpedo and use mega Sharpedo. Water/Dark is good typing

Sold a car to Carvana today and I have no idea how they stay in business. Inexplicable.

@JRbroadcaster You are a better rage baiter than me. Please teach me

Ok. But you'd be firing the Coach of the Year.

@puckempire I’m almost 30 and sniffed my brothers cup and it was awesome

Pasta with an honest response after Boston's elimination loss.

@ESPNInsights This is the worst thing to ever happen at 8:46

Orlando went 45 minutes between made baskets, going scoreless from 8:46 PM ET to 9:31 PM ET 😳 The Magic's 23 straight misses were the most by any playoff team this century.

@omgjulissaa If you wanna fuck with my hemorrhoids be my guest

Do guys actually enjoy a finger in their ass while getting head?

Celtics need to come out aggressive. It’s not a must win, you can go get game 8 in Philly and you got home court for game 9

@Symply_rhoda1 Yeah it’s the same as taking a dump basically. After you wipe you feel much better

When you give birth...Do you feel immediate relief like, you're not pregnant anymore ? Obviously you're probably not gonna feel back to normal but is there any type of relief ?

@TitleTalkTCL Forever!?!

Never forget Wes Welker will be in the NFL record books forever thanks to this play

@PSchrags @AtlantaFalcons Clickbait fucker, gimme my time back

Wait for the reaction when Matt Ryan gets on the phone. This stuff is so good. I can't get enough. @AtlantaFalcons

@RetroMoviesDB That’s Boris Galvunture

If you know who this is, you're are awesome!

@metroadlib The silver dollar pancakes and Kona coffee bit is tremendous

So I Married An Axe Murderer is one of my absolute favorite guilty pleasure movies.

@TheRyenRussillo @DraftKings Is he as juicy as a New England IPA

Todd McShay and Daniel Jeremiah have very different opinions on Jordyn Tyson @Draftkings #DKPartner

@peebuttnutter Because i find my old rabbi attractive, sue me

Why do highly intelligent creatives sit inside and jerk off all day?

@aubrey_huff @BauerOutage @MLB Preach!!! 🙌🙌 my girlfriend claimed she wasn’t fucking my brother but I caught her sucking his dick at an Arby’s bathroom in Lexington Kentucky. Fuckin bitch!!

This pisses me off! I’m not a fan of the guy, but damn…. how can this happen to a guy who was proven innocent of a crime he didn’t commit? @BauerOutage should sue @mlb for suspending him without evidence. As well as all sports commentators & writers who publicly assassinated his character. More importantly…. how the fuck is the bitch (WHO ADMITTED SHE MADE IT ALL UP) not in jail!? This shit happens to men all the time. Yet, even when it happens to public figures nothing is done to the punish the women who falsely accuse them. This bullshit needs to stop! Believe all women my ass!