Emma

some elon musk reply guy is about to make "flowers for algernon" look like a success story

@katiebfast I googled it and have barely tried any but the Key Lime is my go-to

i love a man with a bedtime. boys don't need to be staying up late and having thoughts. that's how we ended up with the stock market

FYI: The richest 1% emit more than 2x as much CO2 as the bottom 50% of the world. Isn't it time we stop framing the climate crisis around the individual responsibility of regular people?

I’ve had mangoes that were better than entire years of my life

Teamsters Local 665 says no to pay cuts for part-timers. We fight for each other.

My 5-star review of major motion picture 17 Again/apology letter to Zac Efron.

Wait a second...

my thanos snap would be to eliminate the concept of NFT’s I am so tired of hearing it from you nerds

Mars is facing a lawsuit for child slavery. This is a master class in “look over here instead.”

you all think youre all being "PLAYAS" !!! you think your doing swag to me. But, you are simply just pissing me off ...

@trixiemattel This year what are you most excited to work on and what are you most excited to play with? (If you say “myself” for both you owe me 100 dollars)

Ask me anything! (it’s for a video) ⬇️⬇️⬇️

My agent trying to convince them to let me host the Oscars:

there's a serial killer terrorizing the city but he only murders old people and sick people so we don't need to worry or try to stop him

My thoughts once again turn to the musical I wrote twelve years ago for my Dad and I to perform: Desperate Housewives

My children are currently trying to murder each other because my 8 year old son won’t stop telling my 5 year old daughter that her real birth name is “Big Jim”.

We started a GoFundMe to help my son Cameron get an autism service dog! His happiness & well being means more to us than anything ever has. Having a best friend to help Cam live his best daily life will be huge! The whole story is in the campaign! gofund.me/cada763b

Class up any strip mall by calling it something like The Shoppes at Townshippe Centre.