Keyser Soze
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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his"
George S. Patton
Bambulu@Bqmbulu
Your favorite military commander once said:
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@MissPookems Chrono Trigger. I hear frogs theme all the damn time
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That’s an adorable take on dating older men.
The guys point of view? We were done with you WAY before 2 months. You did us a favor.
𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓻𖤐@wyd_loner
Nikki Glaser says dating older men is basically a life hack because you can leave after 2 months still looking hot and immediately find someone else 😭💀 “That’s the benefit of dating older men, you can get out and still look hot and ready for the next one.”
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@Hania16836 “She will bring a date to your funeral” - Rollo Tomassi
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@TheOfficerTatum The double standard is outrageous. You tradcons are no different than the left
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@libsoftiktok They sat there and made fun of Pete’s dad who died on 9/11. Take a joke. You’re no better than the liberals you make fun of
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@Variety Kanye got his bank account froze and his children taken. Seth Rogen is an idiot
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Seth Rogen and Jon Stewart slammed Kanye West at the Netflix Is a Joke festival for attempting a “comeback tour” after years of antisemitic behavior:
"What’s funny is I’ve said critical things about Jewish people; I think I got in more trouble than Kanye West did," Rogen told the audience, “I got a lot of s–t for what I said. I have no number one albums. I sometimes think what Adolf Hitler would think of the Kanye West song ‘Heil Hitler.’ I bet he’d be torn.”
Stewart added: “But seriously, f— that guy. He was like, ‘Hitler was misunderstood, we’ve got to forgive Hitler.’ And I’m like, I don’t think I need to listen to anybody who thinks Hitler needs to be forgiven but is still mad at Pete Davidson."
variety.com/2026/tv/news/j…

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