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Today is National Puppy Day.

Went to a client’s home today wearing my rosary. 📿 ​ Client: "What’s that on your neck?" Me: "It’s a rosary." Client: "We don't allow such in our house." ​ Me: "Say no more, let me just put it in the car..." 🏃🏾‍♂️ ​ Fast forward: I’m currently at HOME on my sofa and she’s blowing up my phone. Since when did a cross become a security threat? ​Listen, even if I love money, this one has refused.

365 days of the year and this sickness chose this trip to lock in 🤕

@abdussekalala is battling a severe autoimmune liver condition and urgently needs a transplant in India. He needs to raise $50,000 to save his life. No amount is too small. 📲 Kindly send any support to: 0775722124 (Abdu Ssekalala) Kindly RETWEET for awareness 🙏 #SaveAbdu

@SafeBoda Kindly check WA msgs again

@exceptxnal Hello,apologies about that if you delayed being attended to in time, have you been worked on because there is no any pending chat now? Incase not yet kindly share issue for assistance , thank you. ~Roselyn

@SafeBoda can someone please tend to your whatsapp?

@SafeBoda You responded to me Roselyn, thanks, let keep that dialogue going until that issue is resolved

Your first mistake in life as a woman, is to assume a man doesn't know what he is doing.

last year was tough but i never fell for the dubai chocolate stuff

ABDU NEEDS OUR HELP. 💔 My colleague @abdussekalala is battling a severe autoimmune liver condition and urgently needs a transplant in India. He needs to raise $50,000 to save his life. Every contribution counts as no amount is too small. 📲 Kindly send any support to: 0775722124 (Abdu Ssekalala) Please donate or share. You could help save a life. 🙏 Kindly RETWEET for awareness 🙏 #SaveAbdu #Fundraiser

Today is International Day of Happiness.

I actually said Ugandan pineapple is THE BEST in the world!😃

"she's a lot" yeah and you're a little and that's the whole problem isn't it

and grey’s anatomy was never the same

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Don’t EVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

"God abeg" is a complete prayer on its own. It can serve as a prayer of atonement, thanksgiving, or supplication.

dying on the cross for me

How Joseph looked at Mary every morning after she said she was pregnant by the Holy Spirit

I'm amazed at how many people don’t appreciate the sky. It’s literally a pleasure to watch the clouds, the stars, the sun, and the moon.