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This is pretty scandalous Just watch the whole video 🤯

@JayFeezy @RodrigoD08 @RootkitAlpha

Yo @RootkitAlpha People would take you more seriously if you actually sold everything instead of trying to profit off your own FUD every time sentiment shifts. One minute it’s “everything is dead,” then the second you think there’s upside, the narrative suddenly changes. That kind of flip-flopping kills your credibility faster than any thread ever could. And the nonstop AI slop graphics screaming “scam” and “nothing was delivered” just make the whole thing look performative. When you finally get access to GEOFF.ai, maybe use it to upgrade those bargain-bin ChatGPT images, because right now this looks less like whistleblowing and more like engagement farming. Meanwhile, @JackDorsey0x and @hWonderofWorld have actually built products people have used. What exactly have you built besides outrage threads, recycled FUD, and AI-generated doomposting? PS: I asked ChatGPT to make an AI Slop just for you. Looks pretty similar. How'd I do? 😂

Something is happening I can feel it! Pond0x.com $PORK $PNDC $wPOND

$PNDC at 4M mcap. $PORK at 4M mcap. $wPOND at 2M mcap. Now $PNDC to 1B = 250x $PORK to 1B = 250x $wPOND to just 200M = 100x Free money The market is handing out generational entries and most people are too distracted to notice. I’m getting goosebumps just thinking about where these charts could be 6–12 months from now. 📈🔥 This feels like loading SHIB before the world woke up. Silent accumulation. Extreme fear. No attention. Maximum upside. Free money is literally lying on the floor right now. I’ve only shown the tip of the iceberg. The real ones already understand what’s coming. 🌊✨ NOW OR NEVER Thanks so so much @JackDorsey0x @hWonderofWorld

@cripto_venom They won’t listen, at this stage it’s like a cult

@0G678 @Foxhammer1

Geoff.ai coming to a computer near you... 🔜

@RusserTheBully Dream fucking on

$PORK feels exactly like the phase nobody wants to buy… right before everyone wishes they did. Compressed. Ignored. Accumulating. One momentum shift and this chart changes fast. 15M MC isn’t crazy if volume returns. 🐷📈

@DeanoGorton He's not fucking wrong 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Quality

I’d feel sorry for West Ham but I had a cream egg bounced off the back of my head there about 4 years ago so fuck them.

From 1 January 2026, your Bitcoin & crypto exchange has been collecting data for HMRC. Every transaction. Every penny. The first reports have to be filed by 31 May 2027. If you have undeclared UK Bitcoin & crypto gains, this thread is for you 🧵 This is CARF. The OECD Crypto-Asset Reporting Framework. Every UK exchange and crypto service provider must now collect: Full name, address, date of birth Tax residency and NI number Every transaction. Every asset. Every date. Every GBP value. First reporting period: 1 Jan 2026 to 31 Dec 2026. Reports submitted to HMRC by 31 May 2027. HMRC then runs that data against your Self Assessment. The grey zone where most UK crypto holders have lived for the past decade is closing. "But I only swapped some ETH for SOL, I never cashed out." CARF doesn't care. Crypto to crypto swaps, stablecoin conversions, NFT trades, withdrawals to self-custody. All of it gets reported in standardised format, ready for HMRC to reconcile. And it isn't just UK platforms. 40+ jurisdictions are rolling out CARF. Coinbase, Kraken, Bitstamp, OKX, the EU exchanges, Switzerland, Cayman, and more. If your tax residency is UK, the platform is irrelevant. The data finds its way back to HMRC. Now the maths. Failure to declare carries penalties of up to 100% of unpaid tax, plus interest, plus the original liability. A £200,000 undeclared gain at 24% CGT is £48,000 of tax. After max penalties and interest, you can be looking at big bill on a single return. The route out is HMRC's Digital Disclosure Service. Unprompted voluntary disclosures attract dramatically lower penalties. Often 0 to 20%, versus 30 to 100% if HMRC opens an enquiry first. For most holders that's tens of thousands of pounds of difference. Sometimes more. The window is genuinely narrow. Exchanges collect data now. HMRC receives it May 2027. Nudge letters follow. If you have unfiled gains from 2018 onwards, the cheapest time to deal with it is the next 12 months. Not after the file lands on an inspector's desk. None of this changes how Bitcoin or crypto is taxed in the UK. What it changes is whether HMRC knows. From January 2026, the answer is yes. If you want to understand your exposure properly before the data arrives, contact me ASAP and we can review your situation.

@Stripes555 😆😆😆

Legit question Are pondstars still swapping, mining on Pond0x or has everyone just moved onto Geoffery lol?

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

Pfizer and Moderna execs after seeing the Hantavirus news

Solana degens never disappoint They are already pumping a hantavirus coin 😂

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown. Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

What if the Hantavirus shuts down everything and we enter a memecoin supercycle.

Si por un casual España gana la final del mundial contra Brasil con un gol en el último minuto de Ferran Torres, paso la noche en el calabozo

72 random tokens in one wallet, no way i was going to sit there and sell each one manually. @PocketChange_gg let me turn the whole mess into cash in literally one click. probably worth checking what’s sitting in your wallets too.

He’s dead on.

Gu on lad!🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

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