Goof juice

@jp_gambatese Insanely out of pocket

That Simmons question was insanely unprofessional. Not hard to ask tough questions in a respectful way.

@TheHoopCentral OKC in 4 if both of these rosters were fully healthy and every player on board the teams plays their absolute best game, OKC wins by 30

LAKERS VS. THUNDER SEMIFINALS Call it right now — Which team wins & in how many games?

@HoopFocusX 4

Thunder in 5

@LockedOnDevils He's not THE guy now. Stutzle is for the Sens

Guys… I’ve warmed up to the idea of Brady Tkachuk being a #NJDevils trade target. Bad playoff series and people overrating him aside, I actually think he’d work quite well as a supplemental piece where he doesn’t have to be THE guy.

Bro next time somebody shows up to shoot trump, SHOOT HIM. Because at this point it just feels like a lame ass psyop.

@MikeCFromNJ @TheBrattPack63 Dude might not play 18 playoff games in his life lol

@TheBrattPack63 I’m going to pass crapping on him unless he reaches the pinnacle of 2 goals in 18 playoff games.

Like this tweet if you had the same amount of points in the playoffs as Brady Tkachuk

@MrWhite1079 @SunnyMehtaX Just revisiting this, your problem with the current core is that they aren't producing enough in the playoffs and haven't made a deep run right? Not seeing how Brady helps any of that after that abysmal performance

@extremelygoofyj @SunnyMehtaX I’d give up any asset for Brady Tkachuk. Ownership wouldn’t part ways with Jack for anyone else is fair game if it means Brady is playing in NJ next year.

To all the Brady Tkachuk detractors in my fanbase, just hear me out. If @SunnyMehtaX can land Brady Tkachuk around the draft, how much would that impact the decision Quinn Hughes has to make this summer? He’d have a prime opportunity to play with his brothers & best friend.

@MrWhite1079 @SunnyMehtaX Robertson, Marner, Pasta if the Bruins decide this is the last hurrah, that's the realm of player

@MrWhite1079 @SunnyMehtaX They aren't immune they're just better than Brady Tkachuck you can get better than that out of them

@Giants You saw Ereck Flowers and Troy Polamalu on the board and went Flowers, this team never learns shit about fuck and I'm so tired of it.

Francis Mauigoa, you’re a New York Giant ‼️

@JordanRaanan This team is perpetually retarded

The Giants say that Arvell Reese and Francis Mauigoa were two of their top 5 players. Didn't think this combo was possible. Joe Schoen did a ton of simulated drafts. "This one did not come up," John Harbaugh said.

@art_stapleton Fire everyone into the sun, owners, managers staffers scouts everyone

Giants are selecting Miami offensive line Francis Mauigoa, per source

I can't believe we didn't take Caleb Downs to take another fucking Miami tackle I should kick every giants brass member in the face

Execute joe Schoen

Eli Manning is one of the most underrated players ever. Any sport

@Falcons_Fantasy I mean, if we really want to go there let's look at who each of them got to throw to. Let's not pretend Eli was working with the same kind of talent as Matt Ryan got on offense.

Hot take: Matt Ryan was a better QB than Eli Manning… people just worship rings. Agree or nah? 👀

@WhiteHouse I miss when tweets from this account weren't unhinged stupidity

“Israel never talked me into the war with Iran, the results of Oct. 7th, added to my lifelong opinion that IRAN CAN NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON, did… the results in Iran will be amazing - And if Iran’s new leaders (Regime Change!) are smart, Iran can have a great and prosperous future!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@UrFriendTay @GoatBiggie @getnickwright Not to run over a child's foot. Seems like I low bar idk

@GoatBiggie @getnickwright No criminal record, tax paying citizen, charity in his community. What more do you need ?

Listen, I think the last time I went scorched earth on a guy was Pat Bev years ago… but after LaMelo intentionally injures Bam & plays one of the most erratic elimination games we’ve ever seen, in the same season he’s been a menace on the streets of Charlotte, if calling him a 🤡 is too far, I don’t know what to tell you. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️