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@Virinoctis @paolini Please share!

@paolini One time while discussing the books with a fellow fan I commented on how enormous Zar'roc was, he disagreed, we pulled out our respective copies of Eragon, flipped to page 101, and that's how I discovered I had a first edition copy.

That moment when I write Zar'roc instead of Ithring . . .

@Omolola_pt @PolitlcsGlobal @SkyNews That's literally the opposite of what was being said about covid

@PolitlcsGlobal @SkyNews "This virus is low risk... its highly unlikely it will spread... It's not human to human contagious... It will blow over in a few weeks." We've seen this script before 😭

🚨🇳🇱 NEW: A KLM flight attendant has been hospitalised in the Netherlands after showing Hantavirus symptoms The individual ⁠had been ​in contact ​with ​a woman who ⁠died from an infection of the virus in Johannesburg [@SkyNews]

@IQ78015183 @adudutorre Big night

@adudutorre Can anyone recommend his best movie for me ?

the fact that he dgaf about conclave is so funny to me

@PunishedFredda @joakial_ Puritans weren't repressed enough

I never got why in America the Catholics have a reputation as being (sometimes) chill and the Protestants are absolutely insane, while in Norway it's the complete opposite.

@Lim38878197 @95bMatt @Fefe_no_covfefe @SpaghettiKozak The IRA killed 10x more civilians than British soldiers

@95bMatt @Fefe_no_covfefe @SpaghettiKozak I don't think you should be reading too much about useful military tactics into a song you bellow in the pub at 2am, but the whole idea was that the Brits were much more heavily armed and took their fury out on civilians while staying in convoys and barracks as much as possible.

This is true about a lot of IRA stuff. "Come out ye Black and Tans" has a verse accusing the Brits of only fighting helpless natives, followed by a chorus w/ the line "show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders." Did you guys not read up on what they did in Flanders?

@BandogAwacs @DaOfficialVigil A carrier went to Japan last year and is currently still at sea

@DaOfficialVigil cant have an A-4 v F-35 engagement if the Royal Navy can't even get to the party

The USMC F-35B pilot realizing he’s about to fire on an A-4 Skyhawk

@PolitlcsUK A shame that this Bill was written so badly. The terminally ill deserve dignity in their last moments.

🚨 NEW: The Assisted Dying Bill has officially failed The Bill ran out of time in Parliament 18 months after first being introduced

@sleepyest420 @rorschachisgay

@rorschachisgay Why are the cars right hand instead of left?

this is adorable but i think how its incredibly british makes it even funnier

@4thworldcreativ @ManaByte So you believe they can fake / cgi and entire 10 day mission but couldn't fix the audio?

@ManaByte Never said I believed flat earth, but this video is fake as fuck. Do you know why it sounds like they’re underwater the whole time? It’s because THEY ARE UNDERWATER in a fucking swimming pool filming this nonsense and then using CGI/AI to fake the rest. Wake the fuck up sheeple.

And with that, Flat Earth is over.

@brumboy99 @LiamSota @ZackPolanski Starter clearly said no to that. Keep up.

@LiamSota @ZackPolanski Fair point, so in that case were the UK going to let 'our allies' the US destroy 'Iranian civilization' from our bases too?

A member of the government comes clean. The idea Starmer has ‘kept Britain out of this illegal war’ has been a lie.

@PaulWri89662714 @tshugart3 Destroying other countries military equipment in international waters when it has not committed any hostile act is a bit extreme

@tshugart3 They were unmanned drones. Just depth charge them, oh woops we don't have those & the P8 has nothing to use.

Dropping sonobuoys on a submarine IS “shooing them away”. There isn’t much you can do beyond that that doesn’t risk killing people - a lot of them.

@footyhan Cool now do the part where he failed to track his man, directly leading to a goal

Trent Alexander Arnold vs Bayern (H)

@StirlingWisdom @Ndarinda_K @visegrad24 He killed unarmed prisoners.

@Ndarinda_K @visegrad24 They trained a man to be a killer and fight against guerilla warfare, then put him in a war zone where enemy combatants fight while pretending to be civilians, then they got mad when he did exactly what they trained him to do.

Australia’s most decorated soldier, Ben Roberts-Smith, was arrested at Sydney Airport. He faces five war crimes murder charges over the killings of unarmed civilians in Afghanistan, and risks possible life imprisonment. 🇦🇺

@BenCrellin @BelishaBeacon25 @Anthony_Hornsby 👌

@f1ampire @BelishaBeacon25 @Anthony_Hornsby 6th

England’s group games are at 9pm, 9pm and 10pm If we win the group, the potential schedule is: L32 at 5pm L16 at 1am QF at 10pm If we finish 2nd in the group, it’s: L32 at midnight L16 at 8pm QF at 8pm If we’re one of the 8 best 3rd place teams, it’s: L32 at 2.30am L16 at 9pm QF at 2am The SFs and final all kick off at 8pm

@BenCrellin @BelishaBeacon25 @Anthony_Hornsby It's at 2am on the 5th or the 6th?

@f1ampire @BelishaBeacon25 @Anthony_Hornsby It’s on Sunday night

@BelishaBeacon25 @Anthony_Hornsby @BenCrellin That means it's on Saturday night

@Anthony_Hornsby @BenCrellin Sunday 5th July - Game 92

@tomhfh Until this week 🙏

Every single time a human being has left low earth orbit has been between Richard Nixon's first election and his impeachment.

@anonanon268 @Starship_block3 Apocalypse Now in space

@f1ampire @Starship_block3 Is ad astra worth a watch? Can't find 4k torrents with enough seeders

Coughing baby vs 3 Hydrogen bombs

@LinesLarry9442 @PolitlcsUK @Keir_Starmer @10DowningStreet Simply not true. Backups have to be configured, which they won't be as it's sensitive information

@PolitlcsUK Any apps (Messenger, WhatsApp, etc) will have automatic backups of messages. Simply sign in to the same account on a different phone and they will restored. Release the messages @Keir_Starmer @10DowningStreet

🚨 NEW: The Met Police has released a transcript of Morgan McSweeney’s call reporting his Government phone stolen with no reference to the sensitive material on it Call handler: Police, what's your emergency? McSweeney: Oh, hello, someone just robbed my phone. Call handler: Did they actually take it from you just now? McSweeney: Yeah Call handler: How did they get away? McSweeney: So he's on a bike. He's come onto the pavement to grab my phone and cycled off on a bike. Call handler: And where did this happen? McSweeney: It happened in Belgrave Street* in Westminster. *We now know that the incident took place in Belgrave Road, Westminster. The call handler inputs Belgrave Street and it provides a matching road name in Tower Hamlets, which is what is recorded in error. There are further references to locations near to Belgrave Street in Tower Hamlets later in the call, which compounds the issue. Call handler: And whose phone are you using now? McSweeney: I've got two phones. I'm using my personal one. That was my work one. Call handler: Can I take the phone number for this phone you're calling on? McSweeney: Yeah, 07XXXXXXXXX. Call handler: Thank you. And you said Belgrave Street, yeah? McSweeney: Yeah, just kind of going back to the location. Call handler: Don't put yourself at any risk. It's not worth it over a phone. I appreciate it’s frustrating. Call handler: And which way did they go towards, this suspect on a bike? McSweeney: He went. He travels north. I saw him for a few blocks. Call handler: So where were you when you last saw him? Have you got any idea? McSweeney: Yeah, so. Call handler: Did you get up to Stepney? McSweeney: Let me tell you where I got to. I'm just going back to where I can. McSweeney: So he turned right. Sorry, he turned left. There's a park on top of the road and he turned left there. Call handler: Stepney Green Park, ok. McSweeney: Yeah. He turned left there. Call handler: Can you remember anything about his appearance? McSweeney: Yeah, he was young. He was a black guy. He was on a bike. Call handler: About how young? Call handler: Just a guess. McSweeney: Teens. Late teens. Call handler: Was he skinny, tall, any idea? McSweeney: Yeah. He was slim. He was about average height. Call handler: Was it an e bike or pedal bike? McSweeney: Pedal bike. Call handler: Have you got a tracker on the phone at all? McSweeney: I do. It’s a government phone. Call handler: And it's your work phone. What kind of phone is it? McSweeney: It’s an iPhone. Call handler: Do you know what model? McSweeney: I don't. [PAUSE] Call handler: Right, just bear with me a second. Call handler: We would normally deploy to see you but at the moment, we are having extreme demand on police officers. So, I don't know if you would prefer to make your way home and make a crime report over the phone or online tomorrow. I mean, I can complete one with you now. I can pass this down, you can wait, but I honestly do not know how long you'll be waiting, McSweeney: If I could complete it now that would be good. Call handler: Ok. Call handler: What's your name, please? McSweeney: My name is XXXXXXXXXX. Call handler: XXXXXXXXXX? (repeats name back) McSweeney: Yeah. Call handler: And your date of birth, please? McSweeney: It's XXXXXX Call handler: Is XXXXXXXXX (surname) all one word? McSweeney: Yeah, (spells surname). Call handler: And what's your home address? McSweeney: (Provides non-London address) Call handler: So you live in XXXXXX? McSweeney: Yeah. Call handler: Are you staying anywhere while you're in London? McSweeney: Yeah. Call handler: Sorry, it just takes a little bit longer to deal with an address outside of the Met. I do apologise. McSweeney: It’s ok. Call handler: And may I take an email for you please (name)? McSweeney: Yeah, it's XXXXXXXXXXX@XXXXXXXXXX.com (personal email address) Call handler: You'll get a copy of the preliminary crime report through to that email. Call handler: How would you like to be contacted by an investigating officer? By email or phone? McSweeney: Phone, please. Or either, I’m not fussed. Call handler: Have you got any finance apps on the phone? McSweeney: No. Call handler: You'll need to change any passwords for any logins you do have on the phone. McSweeney: Yeah, okay. Call handler: You're not vulnerable in any way. Are you? McSweeney: No I’m not. Call handler: Do you believe there was any CCTV near where the incident happened? McSweeney: Might be. [Inaudible] away from location. Call handler: Don't worry. Don't return. No, I'll just put at the moment unknown. And obviously, if we find out more, we find out more. Call handler: Are you willing to make a statement to support the investigation? McSweeney: Definitely. Call handler: So what time did he actually snatch the phone? McSweeney: About two minutes before I rung you and I chased, and then I rang my office to get the phone tracked and then I rang you. Call handler: Okay, cool. It would have been about 25 past that you were robbed. McSweeney: A little before, about 23 minutes past, I think. Call handler: 23? Little bit before? Okay. [PAUSE] Call handler: Just bear with me, I’m just trying to get this system to accept the address. Sorry about this. I won't keep you much longer. Call handler: If you do get any tracking updates, what you do is you give us call back if the phone is stationary. McSweeney: Yeah. Call handler: And we can review attending then. We can't guarantee attending a moving phone at all, but if it's been stationary for a few… Call handler: It’s not accepting your address. McSweeney: I can give you my London address? Call handler: It’s alright. I've nearly got this to work. McSweeney: Okay Call handler: How long you staying in London? McSweeney: So I come to London every week. I work in London. Call handler: Oh, I see. Okay, that makes sense. McSweeney: So I'll be here till Thursday. Call handler: Okay. [PAUSE] Call handler: As I was trying to say, I've got this sorted now, so I'll be texting you a crime reference number in the next few moments. Along with the crime reference number will be a CHS reference number. If you need to give us a call back, you can call back giving that reference number from any device, and then we'll be able to link it straight away to your crime report and review deploying. We will need to know a bit more details about the phone itself, so when you're contacted by the investigating officer, or if you do get tracking details, you can call us back with the IMEI number, and the type of phone that it is that would be super helpful. McSweeney: All right, thank you. Call handler: All right, I’m just about to text you through the crime reference number now. McSweeney: Thank you so much. You’ve been really helpful. Call handler: No worries. All right, (name). You take care now, okay? Bye. McSweeney: Bye bye.