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Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I will obliterate her entire civilization. She now charges me a fee to use the bathroom, that used to be free, and I didn't get dinner. WTF

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iran said

A Danish youtuber has been playing Red Dead Redemption 2 at 4 FPS every day. He said that the first missions took him over 12 hours to complete. His PC is a laptop with an i5-8300H and a 1050ti with 4gb

Boring western media: Israel, Iran, straight of Hormuz or something idk Uganda Chimpanzee subplot:

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He beat women and released a song called Heil Hitler

A cara dele de mt concentrado em amassar!!!!

this worked just as intended, it made a speeding car cut 4 lanes of traffic on an occupied highway, and then made the car fly into an innocent persons home. 10/10 execution

We did it

This the shit you see on GTA TV 😭

Bold choice to go with a audio-based medium

Fox News: "Breaking right now -- Iranian state media says Iran is closing the Strait of Hormuz"

BREAKING: Oil tankers passing through the Hormuz Strait are now reportedly being stopped by Iran.

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

Das öffentlich-rechtliche Portal "buten un binnen" hat mal wieder köstlich zugeschlagen: Für einen Bericht über Schoko-Diebstahl benutzt das 18,36-Medium ein (analoges!) Foto aus der D-Mark-Zeit: Peak-90s-Powerfrau steckt sich heimlich die Milka in ihre Louis-Vuitton-Tasche.

Trump lost this war in every possible sense — morally, legally, politically, economically, reputationally, and strategically.

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want Trump: deal! FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator

Going from “a whole civilization will die tonight” to “yeah we surrender” is truly magnificent lol