militant lowbie

@haaretzcom @GarlicCorgi Yayyyy

Former Israeli soldier dies by suicide in Miami at age 23 haaretz.com/israel-news/is…

@petersterne @aarmlovi The show paid to install some nice basketball courts right around myrtle-willoughby

@aarmlovi There was a Tracy Morgan comedy with the same premise a few years ago imdb.com/title/tt536391…

There was a documentary where these guys get out of prison after many years and they get back to Bed-Stuy and are absolutely bewildered--"The Stuy? Really??" Like coming out of a time capsule

@Jeter02CLUTCH @LombardIsKing_ The wOBA weight for a BB has floated around .700 since 2000. Josh gibson has the highest ever career wOBA at .521 fangraphs.com/tools/guts

Weird question. Realistically how valuable would a pitcher who only and ever gives up one run each inning he pitches would be? Like he gives up a homer to the first batter then 1-2-3 rest of the inning

@habsfan1927 @fuzzyfromyt They dont get it

@fuzzyfromyt Career . 949 ops is just absurd idk why people hate on this guy

SHEESH LOL

@confusionm8trix Poop

we need a word for the opposite of slop

@tonyhawktruther I dont know

When’s the last day to file taxes?

@guchi_luke Dmv supremacy

We all got a good laugh out of the "Chad judge" mogging Clavicular at his trial. Let's keep the good times rolling. The judge in Chud the Builder's cause should be John Allen Muhammad.

@DALLASBRADEN209 @chiweethedog Scoreboard

@DALLASBRADEN209 @chiweethedog Dont care he sucks

I grew up watching Barry launch balls into McCovey Cove & every other inch of the ballpark in SF. Devers going left center on a cold April night Left on Left is fairly impressive. Not everyone has that kinda juice.

@mickal500 Diamond sea is actually the only song i listen to anymore. I am listening to it right now. #thediamondsea #1monthlater

@burgerwave Thee diamond sea of course! But I think he could tell that was the answer I was hoping for #BrownNoserRecluse

showing my spider intern sonic youth - washing machine

Listening to tastes good on th' bun again

@BaseballWRLD_ @mcdavid2tor The lindor trade was 5 and a half years ago? How have i gotten this old

@mcdavid2tor 2021 deGrom really ran a 110 wRC+ too lmaooooo

Wins obviously don’t matter, but how the hell is a pitcher of Jacob deGrom’s caliber not even at 100 wins after 13 seasons in MLB

@kgriffinburner Skenes 3.8 bb% good lord

@nequalonetrader Thats disgusting. Where?

What are the odds that your baby, your darling, and your ragtime gal would all be the same person

@nkulw Dont know. Dm

What’s going on

@journaladjacent What da hell

Me and a Virginia boy

@RobertStock6 Bruh

$58k/yr for these skills…am I missing something? I don’t know jack about the job market (and hopefully will never have to), but damn

I love to use new features. When a product team decides to gift me a new functionality, I'm like.... "I gotta have it." Hahaha

I'm planning to start getting really fat soon.

@mamaloiii Bi cyclist? Where?

Bicycle, bicyclist