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Just put that shit down in two sips. This is like Gatorade for girls who beat men

MI GENTE LATINO

You know it’s true. Why else would they do it. And don’t say boredom because your girlfriend is supposed to be the source of that too

Boyfriends jerk off when you’re not around because they hate you and they want you to die. He’s beating it to the idea of you perishing in a terrible accident. And when he envisions himself as finally free. That’s when he busts

$2000 to pull two molars. Who wants him

It should’ve been me.

@fakethirties You ain’t ready

@fakethirties Cake and candles, my brother

Came for allergy medication. Left with gingivitis

Everyone asking why that guy threw a keg through the window of Georgetown Cupcakes. Clearly you’ve never eaten the cupcakes

@mr_certainly It still plays K-Pop

The Fanatics email in my inbox: Hey, Wizards fan! It’s our biggest sale yet! Come shop your team’s section My team’s section:

Newsflash. They found coke in his car and now he can’t see his kids unsupervised

Women will say watching porn is cheating then cross their legs back and forth to a Reel of a chef putting peas in a salad

@fabledschmeat Don’t piss me off

@journaladjacent YOOOOOOO

And for the record. I’m not watching The Roast of Kevin Hart on purpose. I’m at home with my family (black) for Mother’s Day. It was never up to me

“Do you wanna see my kitten?” And it’s a nigga with a job

You know she’s crazy because that’s a grown ass man