thanks thanks thanks

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted „this nigga eating beans“ & everyone laughed.

@grayhchapman We did the 90’s nostalgia app!

You've got it, just keep on pushing and, keep on pushing and Push the sky away.

@lmcheifetz 😍

@jasondominy Turns out even people in Cummings don’t want to be murdered.

@JasonIsbell They’re lost.

@JewelStaite I can’t waaaaait! 🤰

@TheLazySusan Made this tonight! 👍👍 google.com/amp/s/www.bona…

You want to talk revolutionary faith? The Sikh medical professionals who are shaving their beards to protect everyone around them during this plague. Who are holding the promise of helping others higher than anything else, even deeply revered traditions. That's fucking punk.

@BradKaplanATL Add in someone dressed as a clown and you’ve summed up my nightmares. Nope.

@rjmedwed U sound cute RN.

“$130 in mocktails!?”

@jeffmorgen I made a drunk Santa 3 fake old fashioneds yesterday. Just Coke, bitters, & garnish. It was 6pm, and he was so drunk he didn’t notice. Obviously, they were on the house.

@ccfuhr Roll Pride! 🌈🌈🌈

@stephyj725 @englishanj Hi.

my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is

@englishanj @ShebaBrand Hard pass. 4 is enough. Only at 2 pups currently, does @ShebaBrand make puppy food?

@JulianGoglia @ShebaBrand You should adopt more cats

The cat food aisle was out of only one package— turkey cuts in gravy. I just have to say how wonderful it made me feel that people must be thinking of their feline family members for Thanksgiving too. @ShebaBrand, luckily I planned ahead

@englishanj @ShebaBrand Rose & Mama Kitty both really love turkey & gravy. Mostly just gravy. They said to tell Lloyd meow. 🐾