Had these guys paid attention in earth science they would have known that they were already connected through the water table 🤷🏻♂️ 🌎😎👍
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Jared Foro
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Jared Foro
@factswithforo
Lover of learning, science, and baseball. Cortland/Union Grad, Certified Google Educator. Tweets are my own. 🌎😎👍
NY Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Can’t blame Earth’s rotation for that missed field goal by the Kansas City @Chiefs.
Coriolis forces in the northern hemisphere will shift airborne projectiles only to the right, and the ball boinged off the left upright -- for the miss.
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Job description: Must run five hours of meetings daily with reluctant participants. Must monitor and document participant learning. Will have 45 minutes to prepare daily, but that time will be taken away regularly.
Every other profession: *audible laughter*
Teachers:
GIF
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I can! Earth rotates on a tilted axis. 🌎😎👍
Flatland Cavalry@FlatlandCavalry
I can't tell you why the wind blows or why the sun rises in the east
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@GoogleForEdu Don't go over your syllabus - they can read. Instead play a quick game related to your course content. I do a version of "Fact or Crap?" They just want to get to know you a little bit, so keep it light-hearted!
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What advice would you give first-year educators for parents or guardians night?
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Please stop DMing us asking us to "wake up Mount Rainier just a lil" to clear space in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets.
We have a strict standing policy of not taunting the volcanoes.
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@ModestTeacher Wholeheartedly disagree. Anyone who claims to be the “best” teacher in the building probably is anything but. How do we quantify that without putting teachers against each other? And even if everyone agrees who the “best” teacher is, why should they have more responsibility?
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The most effective PD is finding the best teacher in your building and watching them do their thing.
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Me: *explains assignment thoroughly and models examples*
[5 minutes later]
Students: Mr. Foro what are we supposed to be doing?
Me:
Michael Beschloss@BeschlossDC
Lincoln 1863:
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I just heard about a proposal to fill staff shortages with unqualified teachers, and I’d like to amend it to suggest we begin with unqualified dentists, nurses, oncologists, and heart surgeons, because if we put unqualified teachers in classrooms we’ll wind up there anyway.
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Once a year, for a rare moment at 7:15 AM EDT on July 8th, 99% of the world's population will be in the Sun. About 6.4 billion people in the daytime, while more than 1.2 billion people experience twilight. How cool is that! Source: earthsky.org
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July 4, 2022
Happy Aphelion to Planet Earth. In our oval orbit, it’s when Earth is farthest from the Sun — 3% more distant than six months from now.
Astrophysicists worldwide, but especially in the USA, might be seen today celebrating with fireworks.
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@Lyndshillen22 @agrelyea @suny_cortland Gee I wonder if Lyndsey had any other teachers who are proud C-state alums 👀
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@agrelyea @suny_cortland Thank you for all you’ve done for me these past 4 years!! One of the most awesome and memorable teachers I’ve ever had. Please come visit me next year!!!
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@MLB @Dodgers @SFGiants @GoodSam @TBSNetwork If it’s must see, why does it start an hour before half the country goes to sleep? #eastcoastfanproblems
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