Clayton Davis

@AmericaSpoof 48 hours is the new two weeks

🚨 BREAKING Iran has been given just 48 hours After that, the world could witness one of the most devastating airstrikes ever. No more warnings. No more delays. The countdown has begun.

@Cassicopium_ The nerdy version of using mason jars

My boyfriend bought 12 beakers for us to use as cups?

@hutchinson If I had to guess 9/11 broke a lot of their brains. So many people in my age group bought into the propaganda so hard.

Seriously what the fuck happened with Gen X why are they so Trumpy??

@pika_nekopanda My kids love this curry, but we use beef instead of pork and no pumpkin. I will try pumpkin the next time I see it in the store.

親愛なるアメリカの兄弟へ 今日は日本の家庭料理カレーを紹介するよ🍛 日本のカレーはゴロゴロと具材が多く入っていて、今回はじゃがいも、にんじん、豚肉、玉ねぎ、かぼちゃが入ってる 子供達の好きな食べ物ランキングトップ常連でもあるよ🍛

@emmacnicholson Working? That tub of lard never works. So is it dialysis, Alzheimer's, or draining the ankles? I bet we don't see that bozo for at least 3 days.

A Marine sentry is standing at the door of the West Wing as of 1:50pm, indicating the president is working inside.

@FUTOCHIMPO I've had them a couple of times, once with fried bananas. It was Called an Elvis burger because of the singer's love of fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. They were ok.

Do meat and peanut butter go well together!?

@PessimistPossum @TruthbyDiogenes

@TruthbyDiogenes They know we drop flightless birds from planes then deep fry them right?

Hey Japan, did you know we have oysters in the Rocky Mountains?

@TruthbyDiogenes Don't do this to them.

@IamtheTaconaut @scott_irey @spin565656 Ok, so let's hold your hand now. How many grams of sugar are in the peanut butter per serving size you are looking at. Now do the same for a Japanese brand.

@fade_davis @scott_irey @spin565656 It is the second ingredient. It is in fact, sweetened peanut butter. With this nonsense and peanuts in Coke I've come to realize nothing gets Americans more riled up than peanuts. It is hilarious.

ちょっと待って！ ピーナッツバターが甘くないってどう言う事？？？

@IamtheTaconaut @scott_irey @spin565656 Yes, but I think a Quick Look at the amount of sugar added may clear a few things up.

@scott_irey @spin565656 It took me two seconds to find peanut butter with sugar in it. Stop these lies, end the madness!

@rooney193277 @raikumakoto Typical response from someone who would put sugar on their grits. Anyone from the South would call you a Yankee or a carpetbagger depending on the situation.

@raikumakoto This is a trap. Banana and peanut butter you are good (more than good, you are great). Banana and mayonnaise and you are going to end up on a prank video

次に挑戦するアメリカングルメが決まったようだ。

@raikumakoto If you do the mayonnaise version get some fried chicken to go with it. Also with the mayonnaise you can swap the bananas with pineapple or tomato. Make sure to put salt and pepper on the tomato though.

@Iwatekko6969 Texas is more beef while the South Eastern United States does pork. This come from the types of livestock historically being raised in those areas. Traditionally Sounthern bbq is direct heat smoked but I don't have a pit that big. This is a pork butt (pork shoulder) I made.

⋯⋯ん？ 今日一日、アメリカの善き人々たちご自慢のBBQツイートを見ていて気がついたことがある。 アメリカ人、BBQでは豚肉食わないんか？　ほとんど牛肉なのでは。 アメリカでは豚肉はBBQに使わないの？

@LibertyLockPod @TheQuartering Oh, those of us that were in the Magic the Gathering community when he got banned for harassing women cosplayer (that were sponsored by WotC no less!) are well aware. Unfortunately once he got banned from the game for his behavior is when he shifted to this grift.

You guys may not know this yet but @TheQuartering is just as dumb as Catturd. (He deleted it after realizing he was completely wrong. The internet is forever)

@CountFreakulla If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid.

Bro was just doing shit wth

@WheelerRipWA @natzibritannia @BLAKEYMCSHAKEY @wseattleangry @MorePerfectUS @lisachristinect Nice opinion, some rich pedo give it to you?

@natzibritannia @BLAKEYMCSHAKEY @wseattleangry @MorePerfectUS @lisachristinect So what if they just move, they have the means to do so. They could shut off their businesses to America. Just for conversation purposes.

Trump has proposed a $1.5 trillion defense budget — a 40% increase, the largest since WWII. In exchange for more war he wants to: -Cut the EPA budget by half -Cut $10.7 billion for housing -Cut $8.5 billion for K-12 programs -Cancel $15 billion for clean energy -Cut $2.5 billion for clean drinking water -Eliminate $1.6 billion for youth job training -Cut $3.5 billion from the Labor Department -Eliminate $395 million for senior employment -Eliminate $775 million in food assistance grants -Eliminate the National Endowment for Democracy -Cut $5 billion from the National Institutes of Health -Eliminate the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP) In all, cuts to domestic programs would account for a 10% reduction in discretionary spending.

@real_122109 @MowzaProduction @DefaultReece Yeah man look at how well No Child and cutting budgets is working. Fucking idiot.

@MowzaProduction @DefaultReece because this isnt really educating anyone. just look at the school system these days? look at how high illiteracy rates are? they dont even teach kids anymore they just pass them onto the next grade.

Shoutout to the "I did my own research" crowd

@DefaultReece Shout out to the "Kids need to enter trades" crowd.

@mayemusk Your son is a fucking sack of shit loser. Not to mention a grifter and tried to get on a certain island so we can make some assumptions.

This dishonesty and hatred from the legacy media towards Elon for the past 20 years has been very painful for me, as his mother. In my new book, TIMELESS, that comes out in September, I write about it. Do journalists have no shame? Are they told to lie or they will be fired? Who is paying them? Feel free to vent in your comments.😖😖

@eliasmakos They spent that money making sure it didn't explode.

Can someone explain why the Artemis launch video feeds didn’t look as good as this?