daneil

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daneil

@failingdaniel

i’m asking u 2 do sumting poorsly

roon’s sf studio Katılım Ağustos 2022

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daneil@failingdaniel·30 Ağu

ok we pul up

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daneil@failingdaniel·28 Nis

me credet scor iz 620 n i haz $800k cred limet lul

StripMallGuy@realEstateTrent

Guy I know has $400k in the bank, makes $250k a year, a credit score of 800, and his credit card limit’s only $3,000. The card company won’t increase it. The US credit card system: Good luck making an ounce of sense out of it.

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daneil@failingdaniel·24 Nis

@202accepted @deepfates tru im faleing 2nit wit depf8s

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𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢@202accepted·24 Nis

@deepfates daniel, failing @failingdaniel

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🎭@deepfates·24 Nis

them: so what do we call you in person? me: look between s and g on your keyboard

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daneil@failingdaniel·13 Mar

@WillManidis @socialcapital del eat dis

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Will Manidis@WillManidis·13 Mar

@socialcapital

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Social Capital@socialcapital·12 Mar

We have terminated the employment of two of our employees due to employee-specific circumstances. We have no further comments at this time.

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daneil@failingdaniel·25 Şub

@iamaheron_ ?

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heron@iamaheron_·25 Şub

there is no response more devastating than a single “?”

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daneil@failingdaniel·30 Eki

@10x_er oh noes tank u i tri betar nex tim

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10x'er@10x_er·30 Eki

it’s time to drop the following back down to under 1k, if you’re reading this and I follow you you’re officially on PIP

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daneil@failingdaniel·28 Ağu

@squirtle_says peencrust hehe

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Squirtle@squirtle_says·26 Ağu

you'll never guess where i am

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daneil@failingdaniel·28 Ağu

japen iz noice it halp me wit muy yallow fevar

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daneil@failingdaniel·22 Mar

@growing_daniel we haz becum 1

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Daniel@growing_daniel·22 Mar

I hav arest dolan trumf

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daneil@failingdaniel·15 Şub

oh ur kinkey? nam evry kink

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daneil@failingdaniel·17 Oca

iz it me or leik da onry ting open aboot OpenAI iz da open relashunshipz

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daneil@failingdaniel·19 Kas

nao i am baek at twetr i cn aford tezla peymant agein 4 mah wify nd husbun

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daneil@failingdaniel·11 Kas

@Jason no cuz u leid me off

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@jason@Jason·10 Kas

Did you signup for Twitter Blue?

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daneil@failingdaniel·11 Kas

SYKE hehe votin stoopid

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daneil@failingdaniel·11 Kas

meib we shud let land vot insted of ppl

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daneil@failingdaniel·2 Kas

@growing_daniel huzban kiep up da gud werk on jorb serch 👏

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Daniel@growing_daniel·1 Kas

Twitter laid me off Friday. If you know of any open positions for project managers or senior software engineers, let me know. I was on the data engineering team.

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daneil@failingdaniel·1 Kas

@growing_daniel hai iz mi tim 2 shyne

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Daniel@growing_daniel·31 Eki

I’m asking you to do something not that good

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daneil@failingdaniel·31 Eki

@growing_daniel @AdamNeumannsCoS husbnd we ned 2 pey tezla hau we do dat nao

Daniel@growing_daniel·31 Eki

@failingdaniel @AdamNeumannsCoS 😂 sure bro

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NOT Adam Neumanns Chief of Staff@cheafofstaff·29 Eki

Rahul Ligma is the funniest shit ever it will never be cringe.

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daneil@failingdaniel·31 Eki

🚫🇬🇧 Repost if your account is not a safe place for British "people"🇬🇧🚫

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daneil@failingdaniel·31 Eki

@alth0u @growing_daniel i bern mi han juz in caze

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alth0u🧶@alth0u·30 Eki

guy who washes his hands after he pees 🤣🤣🤣

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@202accepted @deepfates @WillManidis @socialcapital @iamaheron_ @10x_er @squirtle_says @growing_daniel