Joe Faina

Donald tried to get on Melania’s Twitter but she told him the password was Barron’s middle name plus his birthday.

Someone please find Ja Rule so I can make sense of all this!

Congratulations to Stephen Curry on winning his second PBWA Magic Johnson Award honoring a player who displays "cooperation and grace in dealing with the media and fans" both on and off the court! By the way @StephenCurry30, I had fun hanging out with your mom last night at the Sparks home opener!

Clippers at the Staples Center

Super Bowl in Las Vegas

on the first day of Black History Month I saw Joe Kelly crip walk in a school gymnasium

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

The Emperor Has No Tweets

I can barely imagine scrolling this website enough to even need a rate limit.

@TotallyAllen I Heart Huckabees

In the same vein of a funny city name tour (Albuquerque, Walla Walla, Kalamazoo, Rancho Cucamonga, Ypsilanti) what would be other submissions in a funny movie title marathon? Think Akeelah and the Bee, Welcome to Marwen—anything that would make you laugh if Galifianakis said it?

TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

BREAKING: New host chosen to replace Tucker Carlson

Charles Barkley's Inside the NBA Debut (October 31, 2000). Chuck was locked and loaded from night one.

@andreagrimes Oh No! Whiskey! 💔 What a legendary sweet boy. Sorry to hear this.

@AJMoorehead He just got suspended for this

Guy who wrote this absolutely wears a bow tie to class.

This is my favorite Super Smash Bros. Arena

Sir, this is a basketball game

Almost hard to believe that myself and LeBron James have combined for more than 38,000 points in the NBA.

My man catching strays, even in death.