Walter Crunkheit

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Walter Crunkheit

Walter Crunkheit

@fakeAPchekhov

A story should be all muddle, like a porpoise.

A waltered state Katılım Eylül 2011
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Fuck you, whoever unfollowed me.
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I know a human skidmark who somehow slid his way through Skidmore
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One thing people aren’t talking about enough is how trump really fucked up America’s record in wars
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Chotiner: so last night you posted “real pooh bear hours,” implying you were watching winnie the pooh. but based on your internet activity it seems you were on your phone for most of it me: well, it was on in the background C: and that’s “real pooh bear hours” to you me: in a way
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“I don’t like playing street hockey because I always end up eating pavement,” Tom said ruefully.
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Walter Crunkheit@fakeAPchekhov·
Fuck wid me son and I’ll end you, I’ll fuckin SKULLCAP you!
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You may not like it, but this is what puke performance looks like: *pukes*
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In my middle school gym class, there was a kid named krassimir, and some kids called him crapsmear
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All I know is if we don’t beat screwworm, we’re screwed
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My brain is COOKED! My brain is LEAKING out of my EARS!!
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Walter Crunkheit@fakeAPchekhov·
If the Knicks win tonight I’m buying a broom
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Wonder how many kids will be named Knickson if the Knicks win
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Call me Dave Gottlieb. That’s short for Depravid Goatlips.
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Walter Crunkheit@fakeAPchekhov·
Karl-Anthony “Strong” Towns
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Robert Wilkinson@robertwlk·
40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me. All three said no.
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Tired: who is John Galt? Wired: what is john hurt?
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