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Walter Crunkheit
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Walter Crunkheit
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A story should be all muddle, like a porpoise.
A waltered state Katılım Eylül 2011
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I know a human skidmark who somehow slid his way through Skidmore
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One thing people aren’t talking about enough is how trump really fucked up America’s record in wars
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Chotiner: so last night you posted “real pooh bear hours,” implying you were watching winnie the pooh. but based on your internet activity it seems you were on your phone for most of it
me: well, it was on in the background
C: and that’s “real pooh bear hours” to you
me: in a way
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Fuck wid me son and I’ll end you, I’ll fuckin SKULLCAP you!
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You may not like it, but this is what puke performance looks like: *pukes*
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In my middle school gym class, there was a kid named krassimir, and some kids called him crapsmear
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Wonder how many kids will be named Knickson if the Knicks win
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Call me Dave Gottlieb. That’s short for Depravid Goatlips.
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40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.
All three said no.
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