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Another Spencer Pratt Ad just Dropped! This one is incredible! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Rep. Justin Pearson in 2016 vs 2026:

🚨 BREAKING: The Virginia Supreme Court has overturned the Democrat gerrymandering referendum, ruling that the process to put in on the ballot was unconstitutional. Virginia will keep their 5 Republican districts.

Here is the new CRYSTAL BALL report after the Tennessee redistricting. STATUS OF THE REDISTRICTING WARS . . . COMPLETED: California +5 Dems Utah +1 Dems Texas +5 GOP Florida +4 GOP North Carolina +1 GOP Missouri +1 GOP Ohio +2 GOP Tennessee +1 GOP TOTAL COMPLETED: +6 Dems, +14 GOP PENDING: Alabama +1 GOP (80% Happening) Louisiana +2 GOP (90% Happening) Mississippi +1 GOP (30% Happening) Virginia +4 Dems (Probably Will be Overturned by VA Supreme Court) ----------- Most Likely Outcome: +17 GOP, +6 Dems Net Gain of +11 for GOP ---------- Because of gerrymandering (by both parties) only about 10% of House seats are competitive anymore. So it's beginning to look like "Game, Set, and Match" for the GOP in both the House and Senate. And we have not yet factored in the impact of removing 3.5 MILLION illegal migrants from the USA is likely to have on elections, with millions more to be deported (or exit the USA on their own) before 2028.

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When it happened in VA last month, republicans took it on the chin. No protesting in the capital. No screaming and theater kid nonsense. Dems just have no emotional control.

@Richard_YTS what about politics?? i don't get it at all.. i manage our social media and our long forms sucks.. we just hit 3m on shorts but can convert into long forms.. maybe its thumbnails and titles

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Massachusetts is more red than Tennessee is blue. Massachusetts has not had a Republican member of Congress in 30 years. If Massachusetts has 0 red districts, Tennessee should have 0 blue districts. Democrats are just mad that Republicans are finally doing the same thing they have been doing for years.

🚨 BREAKING: Tennessee Governor Bill Lee has OFFICIALLY signed the state's new Congressional maps into LAW LET'S GO!!! 🔥 Tennessee will soon have NINE Republicans and ZERO Democrats in Congress All the Democrat screeching today did NOT work! 🤣

🚨 WTF?! Minnesota Democrats have voted UNANIMOUSLY to BLOCK a requirement to remove DEAD PEOPLE from the voter rolls, per @GrageDustin How much more obvious can they make it??! These people are rigging elections right in front of our faces Scumbags.

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It’s always a good time for a reminder on Lesley Stahl and one of the most brazen attempts at covering for the media’s preferred presidential candidate ever seen: Trump says of Joe Biden and the Hunter laptop: “He’s in the midst of a scandal." Stahl: "He's not. Come on." Trump: "They spied on my campaign." Stahl: "There's no real evidence of that." Lesley Stahl is a prime example of why so few Americans trust “mainstream” media. OCT 2020:

WATCH: Video of Cherie DeVaux, trainer of Golden Tempo, shows her reaction to winning the Kentucky Derby

🚨 NEW: Tyrus just NAILED IT on Pete Hegseth absolutely smoking the Dems on The Hill: “The only thing I disagree with him on is when he was fighting back and said ‘who are you cheering for?’ I think the question shoulda been ‘who are you speaking for?’” “Who is coming up with this idea, why is America’s success so enraging to other Americans who were elected to support our troops?” “That’s what blows my mind. The fact that they clearly did not know whom they were going after because they’re not qualified to do what they do. So when they went at him, they didn’t realize this guy was born in this.” “From his early life, he wanted to be a solider. He was a soldier, he came back and he went thru hard times, found redemption, he’s got a strong family. Now he’s in a position where he’s protecting the men who walk the same trail he did.” “So for them to say anything to him, they’re vastly unqualified, uneducated and not charming at all,” says @PlanetTyrus

@PaddyG96 Would this work for a tv show format? Say i don’t have the bandwidth to re-record anything but using the tv format.

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🚨 JUST IN: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is being praised nationwide for dropping this TRUTH on leftism and "progressivism" "Progressivism seeks to replace the basic premises of the Declaration of Independence, and hence our form of government. It holds that our rights and our dignities come not from God, but from government." "It requires of the people a subservience and weakness incompatible with a constitution premised on the transcendent origin of our rights." You NAILED IT, Justice Thomas! 🇺🇸 This guy is the true GOAT.

I'm a black Republican who currently represents a majority-white district in the Ohio State House and is running to represent a majority-white district in Congress. The idea that black Americans need special districts carved out just for them is complete nonsense. It's a violation of the law and blatantly unconstitutional. Glad the Supreme Court made the right decision.

Aubrey Laitsch, the suspected TPUSA leaking rat and Rome, Italy jet-setter, was caught red-handed in secret chats with Candace Owens, and Andrew Kolvet just dropped the receipts that prove it! Candace Owens is busted in another lie!