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Fake Coatesy

@fakecoatesy

I used to be the most insightful, #CuttingEdge journalist in the league. That is until @CSNPhilly stabbed me in the freaking back. Also, I can't read. Parody.

#NextToFreakinSaunders Katılım Ocak 2012
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Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy·
@MarkMaddenX Who’s your favorite player (or least hated) on the Flyers currently?
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Mark Madden@MarkMaddenX·
I’m bored. ASK MARK ANYTHING! Go!
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Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy·
Dombrowski + Phillies = Definition of insanity
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Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy·
It appears the Phillies are trying to strikeout. How does Kevin Long still have a job? This high powered offense is pathetic.
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Patriots on CLNS@PatriotsCLNS·
What version of A.J. Brown would the Patriots be getting in a trade? @FDuffyNFL weighs in: “When you're looking at him with Drake Maye, all options are on the table. It would be all systems go…him being that true 3-level threat in that offense would be really fun to watch.”
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Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy·
@PensML Well, on paper, the Flyers should lose. But either way, great experience for the young guys playing so well down the stretch to get in and now they get to face proven legends in what may be their last dance. Just enjoying the ride.
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🐧@PensML·
What will Flyers fans excuses be after they lose to the Penguins in 4 games? I’m thinking something along the lines of “We knew we were gonna lose” Tell me what you think in the comments? #LetsGoPens
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Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy·
@mikemagz07 I mean, Robert Kraft owns the team. Vrabel will probably get a raise.
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Michael Magaletta
Michael Magaletta@mikemagz07·
Mike Vrabel is not getting fired. If you’re a Patriots fan who thinks he should be fired, get your IQ checked immediately, and identify yourself so I can laugh at you. Dipshit.
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Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy·
First, I'll watch some A-10s buzz the tower down at Willow Grove Air Force Base, while I eat an Italian hoagie at Lee's. Then I'll swing by Double Visions to catch Russini at the end of her shift. Might hit up the Iron Abbey afterwards.
Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy

Double Visions in Horsham.

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Fake Coatesy
Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy·
Playoffs? I’m going to interview the ABSOLUTE shit out of some mother fuckers. The insights will be so intense, it will make your freaking eyes bleed, gang.
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Jay Williams
Jay Williams@RealJayWilliams·
Mocking Tiger Woods with AI isn’t entertainment it’s exploitation. Add stolen PGA and CBS footage and it becomes theft. That’s a real man, with real kids, and a real family. Platforms need to take it down. Now.
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Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy·
Prime Tiger would wipe his ass with this Rory fella.
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Josh Innes@JoshInnesShow·
Watching the Red Wings players being interviewed after getting eliminated. Why does every reporter have to start a question with “hey, I know it’s really raw right now”?
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Fake Coatesy
Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy·
Man tits McIlroy falling apart.
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Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy·
Rory McIlroy has a nice pair of tits.
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DNP Sports@notthefakeDNP·
Can’t believe nobody’s done this yet.
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Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy·
@JeffKerrPHL @TMccarthyisms Yeah. And they’ll do the same thing this year. And then in the playoffs, their bats will go cold and they’ll disappoint yet again. Rinse, repeat.
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Jeff Kerr
Jeff Kerr@JeffKerrPHL·
The #Phillies were 4-9 though 13 games in 2023 -- they won 90 games and made the NLCS. The Phillies were 5-8 through 13 games in 2022 -- they went to the World Series.
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Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy·
@Savageboston He definitely won’t be punished by the Patriots. Kraft will probably celebrate the event with a video tribute.
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Fake Coatesy@fakecoatesy·
@EmmanuelAcho @charless_94 I mean, if it was a tad closer...like it wasn't 34-0 at one point and the Chiefs were able to make it past midfield in the first half, maybe I would believe he wasn't full of shit. But, I mean, c'mon.
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