Fake Devil Rays

@GareDR333 Hmm looks a lot like Baseballys shtick 🤔

Lmao, love this. Need to roll with this template. twitter.com/FakeRBallBucco…

The Devil Rays have signed 1B Conor Sexton! #feelthesting

It is with a heavy heart that we will pass the news that Dougie McElroy will retire at the end of this game, to pursue a career in teaching. #feelthesting #retire17 #devilrayforlife

The Devil Rays are proud to welcome the first ever Nigerian MLR player, Babatunde Oladotun! A true inspiration, from scamming Americans for their money to a multi sport athlete.

Devil Rays have signed Outfielder Babatunde Oladotun!

Devil Rays fans, please welcome back a familiar face. The Devil Rays have signed RF Conor McRedgor! #feelthesting

Devil Rays lineup courtesy of Basebally McBaseballface

We are happy to announce the signing of Finnegan Fruendenberger. #feelthesting

Fun fact: The Devil Rays haven’t given up a run since 2017. That’s right, we gave up no runs in the month of January. Thanks to the dominance of Ed Turner and Dougie McElroy. #feelthesting

Our lineup against the Minnesota Twins!

Breaking breaking news: Donked McToads rental car has broken down, and which means we begrudgingly give the ball to Dougie McElroy.

Breaking news: Ed Turners fake wife has gone into fake labor. He has left the team to be with her and Donked McToad will be called up to replace him. Robin Reynolds will also be away from the team as he is the acting midwife.

First 5000 fans get a Tony Saunders bobble head, where the arm is what bobbles and not the head. Come out and see us beat the Twins and get yourself a bobble head!

Now available in the team shop! For our boy Ed Turner

@jackbingg We ❤️ you Jack, but stop giving away our secrets

Our official lineup against the @Astros_MRL. Credit to @Anatoli_Smorin for the design

Sources near the Tampa dugout say that after getting out of a scrum against Cleveland, De Las Rosas was seen muttering ‘Chupame.'

Statement from @whitt_bass on the benches clearing incident.

Courtesy of our catcher, Isaac Saffron