faline

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faline

faline

@falineluv

got a problem? go cry to mommy cuz idgaf

Katılım Şubat 2023
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Crys@crysss_j·
@B1GGODDESS I should really shut the fuck up sometimes
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Crys@crysss_j·
I’m working alongside this guy I’ve never worked with before and he was coughing a lil bit. I jokingly said “ew you got the cooties??” He says, “I have a lung disease, I used to be a firefighter”…………….. ok, my apologies fr
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Juli 🌟
Juli 🌟@socotic_·
Abusan sexualmente de una mujer y a estos mononeurales se les ocurre decir que la basura esa “se cagó la carrera”. No se cagó la carrera, le cagó la vida a una mujer.
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Dr Folake ❤️🤓🙂
Dr Folake ❤️🤓🙂@flakkyBanky·
@sledge_baba You obviously weren’t serious with your now ex because, how on earth did you not confront the person sending inappropriate sexual explicit messages to your then gf. Maybe I’m overreacting sha
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Oṣóyínká 🪔@sledge_baba·
My girlfriend then (Now ex) will always ask me if my best friend was aware that he was my best friend. The question always sounds weird to me but I'd dismissed it. One day while we were on the phone, I was speaking highly of my friend over a situation we just handled, she got angry and yelled "Can you just stop talking about him like that?" I got mad too cos I was tired of her having issues with him for no reason. In the heat of the argument, she sent me multiple explicit pictures of him he had been sending to her. Before I could process what I was seeing, she sent in screenshots of their conversations, the terrible things he had said about me to her and how he was a better choice than me. Apparently, she had been wanting to tell me about it for long but she saw how blinded I was about the brotherhood, so she needed a solid evidence. Did I confront him over it? lol nah Till date, I never mentioned it to him, I just drifted away from the friendship. This happened in 2017 but I still keep in touch (both of them) till date.
Aweni peperempe,omoge onibata🩰🎀@AweniOnibata

What is the craziest thing a friend has done to you?

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𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰
𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰@InsaneMistress·
today coworker who started ranting about "open boarders" so I told her "you could not pay me to care if someone comes into this country illegally because I have real problems" and ALL OF A SUDDEN I’ve got an "investigatory meeting" for checking my schedule on my phone on Friday.
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gato mandarino𖦹
gato mandarino𖦹@clauenmiel·
universo quítale todo el sufrimiento a los animales marinos y dáselo a los hombres pedófilos o abusadores en el poder
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faline@falineluv·
@Kappa_Sutra @patchwork_pup "i haven't seen it happen so clearly it has never and doesn't happen" - a man who thinks reality revolves around him and his experiences
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KON 2-AD-11@Kappa_Sutra·
@patchwork_pup No. We're responding to how dumb this shit sounds. Since most of us are men who were taught this. Like every man we fucking know lmmfao
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emma 𐙚@emmasarchivee·
emma 𐙚 tweet media
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faline@falineluv·
@SpookeySkeleman @BUNNlCULA should or shouldn't doesn't rlly matter, technically you shouldn't drink alcohol at all, there aren't rules to alcohol besides being of age to do so. plus, unless you're chugging it, the ice melting dilutes it pretty nicely (i also like mixing it with tonic or sparkling water)
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Hijo Del Deep Sea Telescope Fish
@falineluv @BUNNlCULA No I absolutely won’t it’s like drinking maple syrup on the rocks. St Germain is a fine ingredient in cocktails but you should not be drinking liqueurs straight up like that
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charlie
charlie@BUNNlCULA·
i asked the New Coworker if he drinks, what bars he’s liking in the city etc. said recently he’s been drinking just straight disaronno at home. okay nevermind
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faline@falineluv·
@ValeMGMT @liiightgold @imfynerthanfyne @urfaveniggee i said less than a quarter and i never said he was an alcoholic, you absolutely hopeless retard 💀 he supposedly still ate meat until 1938, making it a measly 7 years of vegetarianism out of 56 years. great job embarrassing yourself tho
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Hijo Del Deep Sea Telescope Fish
@BUNNlCULA People who drink liqueurs instead of liquors are so insane to me. Saw a guy at a poker tournament drink like 5 Grand Marnier on the rocks. It was heinous
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faline@falineluv·
@BUNNlCULA disaronno is tasty af tho he's so real for that
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faline@falineluv·
@ValeMGMT @liiightgold @imfynerthanfyne @urfaveniggee he was not vegan, he was vegetarian for less than a quarter of his life 💀 he was also a coward who couldn't even face the music after getting defeated like the pathetic little bitch he was, you hail a literal loser 🤷🏻‍♀️ it's very on brand for you tho
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